Wife vs. Secretary Quotes

Wife vs. Secretary is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Wife vs. Secretary ended in 1970.

It features Clarence Brown as producer, Herbert Stothart in charge of musical score, and Ray June as head of cinematography.

Wife vs. Secretary is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wife vs. Secretary is 88 min. long. Wife vs. Secretary is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Gilbert Emery as Simpson, Myrna Loy as Linda, Clark Gable as Van, May Robson as Mimi, Gloria Holden as Joan Carstairs, and James Stewart as Dave.

Wife vs. Secretary Quotes

Myrna Loy as Linda

• (Myrna Loy) "Well, after all, Van, she is an uncommonly good-looking girl. I don't know of anyone in our crowd who's as attractive, and people aren't willing to believe that looks go with brains."
• (Clark Gable) "Well, one of the smallest troubles we've ever had, Linda, is caring what other people think."

Gilbert Emery as Simpson

• (Gilbert Emery) "Whether Mr. Stanhope touches his trout or not is no concern of yours."

May Robson as Mimi

• (May Robson) "My dear, men are like that. So honorable and wise in some things and just like naughty children in others. You wouldn't blame a little boy for stealing a piece of candy if left alone with a whole boxful, will you?"

Gloria Holden as Joan Carstairs

• (Gloria Holden) "There's an old Chinese proverb that says if you want to keep a man honest, never call him a liar."

Clark Gable as Van

• (Clark Gable) "Who won the fight?"
• (Gilbert Emery) "Rosenblaum. In the third round."
• (Clark Gable) "He did? I owe Finny a night off."
• (Gilbert Emery) "Well with your night off and my three dollars, Finny should do quite well."
• (Clark Gable) "You too? Maybe we should get rid of Finny."

• (Clark Gable) "Guess who."
• (Myrna Loy) "Hmm -- Simpson?"
• (Clark Gable) "No."
• (Clark Gable) "Try again."
• (Myrna Loy) "Finny."
• (Clark Gable) "No."
• (Clark Gable) "Try again."
• (Myrna Loy) "I give up."
• (Myrna Loy) "Oh. It's a husband."

• (Clark Gable) "You know, it's amazing how a man can twist logic to suit his own ends."

• (Clark Gable) "Don't start asking me to go whale fishing."

James Stewart as Dave

• (James Stewart) "Gosh, all the fighting and worrying people do, it always seems to be about one thing. They don't seem to trust each other. Well, I've found this out. Don't look for trouble where there isn't any, because if you don't find it, you'll make it. Just believe in someone."

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