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Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? Quotes

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? ended in 1970.

It features Frank Tashlin as producer, Cyril J. Mockridge in charge of musical score, and Joseph MacDonald as head of cinematography.

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? is 93 minutes long. Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? Quotes

  • (Rock Hunter) "You were my idol. I regarded you as a big man, but you're not a big man. You're just a little -- poop of a man. And that's the way the poop poops."
  • (Rita Marlowe) "Don't talk dirty on TV, it's a family medium."
  • (Rita Marlowe) "I picked him up, I can pick him down."
  • (Gladys) "Watch out. He's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now."
  • (Violet) "Don't tell me you've gone and flipped for Rock?"
  • (Violet) "Well, I'll be a writer's subplot. You have."
  • (Breakfast Food Demonstrator) "Each little Crunchie contains energy, contains pep for your growing youngsters, builds strong legs so that when they're older they can stand the long waits in the unemployment lines."
  • (Scrubwoman) "Wow. Contains Fallout, the exclusive, patented ingredient."
  • (Henry Rufus) "What's Rita saying? -- Turn on the TV."
  • (Rock Hunter) "Which station?"
  • (Henry Rufus) "Any station. It's like when the president speaks."
  • (Rockwell Hunter) "I'm not a failure. I'm the largest success there is. I'm an average guy. And all us average guys are successes. We run the works. Not the big guy behind the big desk."
  • (Rita Marlowe) "How can I remember? I'm all excited because you're loving me up."
  • (Rita Marlowe) "George, how come you never tried to kiss me before?"
  • (George Schmidlap) "I never could get close enough."
  • (Rita Marlowe) "Don't leave me out, I have to be important in my own incorporated."
  • (Violet) "What you need is a drink."
  • (Rock Hunter) "And how."
  • (Violet) "Maybe two drinks. What'll it be?"
  • (Rock Hunter) "Something simple. A bottle and a straw."

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