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Willow (film) Quotes

Willow (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Willow ended in 1970.

It features Joe Johnston as producer, James Horner in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

Willow (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Willow (film) is 126 minutes long. Willow (film) is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Val Kilmer as Madmartigan, Joanne Whalley as Sorsha, Warwick Davis as Willow, Billy Barty as High Aldwin, Mark Northover as Burgelcutt, Patricia Hayes as Fin Raziel, Jean Marsh as Bavmorda, David J. Steinberg as Meegosh, Gavan O'Herlihy as Airk, and Maria Holvöe as Cherlindrea.

Willow (film) Quotes

Val Kilmer as Madmartigan

  • (Val Kilmer) "Did I really -- Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent?"
  • (Joanne Whalley) "You said you loved me."
  • (Val Kilmer) "I don't remember that."
  • (Joanne Whalley) "You lied to me."
  • (Val Kilmer) "No, I -- I just wasn't myself last night."
  • (Joanne Whalley) "I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Sort of."
  • (Joanne Whalley) "Then what?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "It -- went away."
  • (Joanne Whalley) "Went away? "I dwell in darkness without you" and it went away ?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Hey, Mumbo. Jumbo. I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something."
  • (Franjean) "We are not afraid of you."
  • (Val Kilmer) "NOW."
  • (Val Kilmer) "You're -- beautiful."
  • (Joanne Whalley) "And you're very strong."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Thank you --"
  • (Joanne Whalley) "You're no woman."
  • (Barmaid) "Now, honey --"
  • (Llug) "Not a woman?"
  • (Barmaid) "Easy."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Gentlemen --"
  • (Llug) "Not a woman?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "-- meet Llug."
  • (Val Kilmer) "She is kinda cute -- When she's quiet."
  • (Warwick Davis) "She's really a princess."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Really? And you're a great sorcerer -- And I'm the king of Cashmir. Go to sleep, Willow."
  • (Val Kilmer) "What the hell happened up there?"
  • (Warwick Davis) "You started spouting poetry. "I love you Sorsha. I worship you Sorsha." You almost got us killed."
  • (Val Kilmer) ""I love you Sorsha?" I don't love her, she kicked me in the face. I hate her -- Don't I?"
  • (Llug) "Want to breed?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Tempting, but no."
  • (Val Kilmer) "I love you, Sorsha."
  • (Joanne Whalley) "Stop saying that."
  • (Val Kilmer) "That's magic? It smells terrible."
  • (Warwick Davis) "It's the life spark. It forms --"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Well, it stinks. This whole thing stinks."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Burglekutt, let me out of here. I'll take care of the baby, I swear. Just let me out of here -- Please. Vohnkar, let me borrow that spear just for a minute. Well -- Well at least give me some water. Burglekutt, don't leave me alone here with these two. UHH. Well that was really stupid, Peck."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Get your hair out of my face or I'll chop it off."
  • (Val Kilmer) "What are you going to look like if this works?"
  • (Patricia Hayes) "Don't interrupt."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Sorry."
  • (Patricia Hayes) "I'm a young beautiful woman."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Concentrate, Willow."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Let me do that. Get away, rodents."
  • (Franjean) "Take your hand off that. You leave that alone you stupid, fat Daikini."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It's good for you. It puts hair on your chest, doesn't it, Sticks?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Well, looks like I got you here."
  • (Franjean) "You? What did you do?"
  • (Rool) "All you did was hang around and eat our eggs."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Why did I listen to you, Peck? "Everything will be all right once we get to Tir Asleen". Well, the only army around here is the one that will ride across this valley and wipe us out."
  • (Warwick Davis) "But Cherlindrea said we'd be safe here."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Safe? Look at these people. This place is cursed, Peck. It's falling apart. Open your eyes. And it --"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Trolls."
  • (Val Kilmer) "I guess I am gonna die here. Who cares?"
  • (Warwick Davis) "Here."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Thanks, friend."
  • (Warwick Davis) "What's that?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "I'd say two or three hundred horses, five or six wagons -- and about a thousand fools."

Warwick Davis as Willow

  • (Warwick Davis) "Elora, you don't want me."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Tell her. I'm short. Even for a Nelwyn."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Burglekutt, I'm gonna --"
  • (Mark Northover) "You're gonna what?"
  • (Mark Northover) "AH HA HA HA HA."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Some day, Burglekutt. Some day."
  • (Warwick Davis) "We need your help."
  • (Val Kilmer) "My help? Why would you need my help? You're a sorcerer."
  • (Warwick Davis) "You're a great warrior. And a swordsman --. And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid."
  • (Warwick Davis) "I found a boat. We're all set."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them."
  • (Rool) "Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr. Grrr. Your mother was a lizard."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Don't call me a peck."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Oh, I'm sorry. Peck. Peck. Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Ouch. What'd you bite me for?"
  • (Patricia Hayes) "Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Well, you could've warned me."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Come on, Madmartigan. Let's get Elora Dannan out of here."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Yeah. It'll be fun."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Burglekutt, you're troll dung."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Don't let him talk to you that way, Burglekutt."
  • (Warwick Davis) "What's that?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "Smells like a battle."
  • (Warwick Davis) "I suppose you're a warrior."
  • (Val Kilmer) "I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. Say, um, can I have some of that water?"
  • (Warwick Davis) "Fin? Fin Raziel?"
  • (Patricia Hayes) "Who's there? Who calls?"
  • (Warwick Davis) "Oh. I'm Willow Ufgood -- I am looking for Fin Raziel."
  • (Patricia Hayes) "I am Fin Raziel."
  • (Warwick Davis) "No -- That's impossible."
  • (Patricia Hayes) "It is possible, since I was cursed by Bavmorda."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Bavmorda."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Meegosh -- did we do the right thing?"
  • (David J. Steinberg) "Absolutely. There's nothing to worry about."
  • (Franjean) "Yaaah, ha-ha. I stole the baby, I stole the baby, ha-ha. Yah."
  • (Warwick Davis) "That's my baby. Stop, wait, come back."
  • (Franjean) "Left, you stupid bird, left. Ha-ha."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant."
  • (Val Kilmer) "I just saved that infant's life."
  • (Warwick Davis) "What are you doing?"
  • (Val Kilmer) "I found some blackroot. She loves it."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Blackroot? I'm the father of two children, and you never, ever give a baby blackroot."
  • (Val Kilmer) "Well my mother raised us on it. It's good for you. It put's hair on your chest, right Sticks?"
  • (Warwick Davis) "Her name is not Sticks. She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest."

Maria Holvöe as Cherlindrea

  • (Maria Holvöe) "Elora Danan must survive. She must fulfill her destiny and bring about the downfall of Queen Bavmorda. Her powers are growing like an evil plague. Unless she is stopped, Bavmorda will control the lives of your village, your children, everyone. All creatures of good heart need your help, Willow. The choice is yours."

Patricia Hayes as Fin Raziel

  • (Patricia Hayes) "I have Cherlindrea's wand, Bavmorda."
  • (Patricia Hayes) "W-w-i-l-l-o-w. You i-i-i-i-d-iot."
  • (Patricia Hayes) "Patience, Willow."
  • (Warwick Davis) "Courage, Willow."
  • (Patricia Hayes) "Farmers. Cherlindrea sends me farmers."

Billy Barty as High Aldwin

  • (Billy Barty) "I will consult the bones."
  • (Billy Barty) "The bones tell me nothing."
  • (Billy Barty) "Have you any love for this child?"
  • (Warwick Davis) "Yes. Yes, I do."
  • (Billy Barty) "The bones have spoken."
  • (Billy Barty) "Go in the direction the bird is flying."
  • (Mark Northover) "He's going back to village."
  • (Billy Barty) "Ignore the bird. Follow the river."
  • (Billy Barty) "Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. Forget all you know, or think you know. All that you require is your intuition."

Joanne Whalley as Sorsha

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Mark Northover as Burgelcutt

  • (Mark Northover) "No; not Vohnkar. He's the best warrior in the village, we need him here. Vohnkar; step back."
  • (Billy Barty) "All this expedition needs is a leader. And according to the bones, that leader is -- you, Burgelkutt."
  • (Mark Northover) "VOHNKAR."

Gavan O'Herlihy as Airk

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