Wings (1990 TV series) Quotes

Wings is a TV program that debuted in 1990 on NBC. Wings completed its run in 1997.

Wings lasted 8 seasons and 172 episodes. It features James Tibmolap as producer, Franz Schubert as theme composer, and Bruce Miller as composer. Wings is executive produced by David Angell; Peter Casey; David Lee, Ian Gurvitz, Mark Reisman, and Howard Gewirtz; David Hackel. Wings is created by David Angell; Peter Casey; David Lee.

Wings is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wings is 22-23 minutes long. Wings is produced by Grub-Street Productions, and Paramount Television and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television (1993-2006).

Wings Quotes

• (Lewis Blanchard) "Ya know, I have a video camera that shoots in the dark."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, I got a gun that does the same thing."

• (Unnamed) "Roy Biggins doesn't pay for sex. Roy Biggins Inc. pays for sex."

• (Unnamed) "Don't make me use my pepper spray."

• (Unnamed) "Lowell, where you going?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, to clear my mind."
• (Unnamed) "Shouldn't take long. One good sneeze ought to do it."

• (Unnamed) "It says here, fifteen percent of the American public would rather watch television than have sex."
• (Unnamed) "Fifteen perc -- Yeah, yeah, I buy that, yeah. You know, maybe you're -- you're too tired, or she's too -- what's a nice way to put this? Ugly."
• (Unnamed) "The words "too tired" aren't in my vocabulary, and frankly, Roy, I don't think the words "too ugly" should be in yours."

• (Unnamed) "Forget it. I'm not -- , I'm not in the mood."
• (Unnamed) "YOU?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm Mark -- your waiter -- from the Crab House -- I served you -- craaaaaaabs."

• (Unnamed) "One minute we were smackin' each other with meat, then it got weird."

• (Unnamed) "You care more about this stupid plane than you do about me."
• (Unnamed) "Me? You're the one with the cello between her legs eight hours a day."
• (Unnamed) "Well, at least that gives me some satisfaction."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, at least when I'm in the plane I get some sense of movement."

• (Unnamed) "So what you're saying is, she's not interested in me, that I don't mean anything to her. She just wants to get me into bed & use me like some cheap piece of meat?"
• (Unnamed) "Exactly."
• (Unnamed) "I can live with that."

• (Unnamed) "This song I learned in Italy. For awhile it was the only English I knew -- My goat knows the bowling score, halleluiah --"
• (Unnamed) "It's "Michael, row the boat ashore"."
• (Unnamed) "No."

• (Unnamed) "I got suckered into making the stupid welcoming speech at the reunion tonight."
• (Unnamed) "Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Let me hear your opening line."
• (Unnamed) "That was it."

• (Unnamed) "Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited."
• (Unnamed) "Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30"
• (Unnamed) "Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?"
• (Unnamed) "No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer."
• (Unnamed) "Brace yourself guys -- um -- were not having a big sandwich."
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich."
• (Unnamed) "Everyone loves the big sandwich."
• (Unnamed) "A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done."
• (Unnamed) "All right. Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon."
• (Unnamed) "How many feet did you get?"
• (Unnamed) "It doesn't come by the foot."
• (Unnamed) "Then how do you know when your full?"
• (Unnamed) "I gotta get off this Island"

• (Unnamed) "You know what I do when I have a problem with a woman?"
• (Unnamed) "Deflate her?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm actually a lot like a camel. I can go for months without water."
• (Unnamed) "You've only gone twelve hours; you're way too much like a camel already."

• (Unnamed) "I give blood all the time. Just between you and me, Roy, I'll do anything for a sugar cookie."

• (Unnamed) "If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas."

• (Unnamed) "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

• (Unnamed) "We're not having a big sandwich."
• (Unnamed) "This is Nanucket, its not San Francisco. We are a simple people. We fish our waters, we till our lands, we eat a big sandwich."

• (Unnamed) "This is the dumbest thing Brian's ever done, and he once painted me blue."

• (Unnamed) "There must be a really good movie playing. She keeps calling me asking if I'm up for a little matinée."

• (Unnamed) ""Merry Christmas, Brian. Merry Christmas, Brian." Why does everyone keep saying that? It's only one day. God was born; move on."

• (Unnamed) "I saw this on the Twilight Zone one time, all we have to do, is stop time."

• (Unnamed) "-- then he kissed my hand."
• (Unnamed) "Where was your hand?"
• (Unnamed) "Hello."

• (Unnamed) "What have we got that's worth fifteen thousand dollars?"
• (Unnamed) "You are sitting on it."
• (Unnamed) "I am NOT going in that line of work."
• (Unnamed) "I'm talking about taking out a mortgage on the house, and DON'T flatter yourself."

• (Unnamed) "I've never minded staying up all night because of a woman."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you don't have a choice. If you dozed off, she'd escape."

• (Unnamed) "I'm going to teach that kid everything I know."
• (Unnamed) "What's he going to do the second half of the day?"

• (Unnamed) "If you'll excuse me, I've got to get ready for the big night."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, that's right, you're about to romance a woman. You'll want to shower, shave, buy chloroform --"

• (Unnamed) "What's with the Dolly?"
• (Unnamed) "The Doctor gave it to me. I'm supposed to squeeze "Mr. Googi" whenever I feel I might pinch over again."
• (Unnamed) "So there's nothing physically wrong with you"
• (Unnamed) "You're just a nut case."
• (Unnamed) "Look I'm not --"
• (Unnamed) "Calm Down honey, no body thinks you're crazy. Just squeeze Mr. Googi & visualize your happy place"
• (Unnamed) "Don't get confused again and squeeze your happy place and visualize Mr. Googi."

• (Unnamed) "I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you."
• (Unnamed) "Well, obviously, she doesn't."

• (Unnamed) "I was so good, I screamed out my own name."

• (Unnamed) "Once you've been with Roy Biggins, you don't want another man."
• (Unnamed) "Sounds about right."

• (Unnamed) "I've had this nagging feeling all day that I'm forgetting something."
• (Unnamed) "My guess is you get that feeling a lot."

• (Unnamed) "Look at me, would I lie to you?"

• (Unnamed) "You sure you're gonna be okay with everything, Lowell?"
• (Unnamed) "Aw, yeah. Don't you worry about a thing; you just go off and have a wonderful time. Where are you going, anyway?"
• (Unnamed) "Uh, I would really rather not say."
• (Unnamed) "Aw, come on."
• (Unnamed) "Well, if you must know, I'm going to see my OB/GYN."
• (Unnamed) "Fine, be that way. I'm having dinner with my M-o-m-m-y."

• (Unnamed) "No, I hate s'mores."
• (Unnamed) "How could you hate s'mores?"
• (Unnamed) "Because that's the stupidest name for a food, like "It's so good, I want s-more," Those are so stupid, they should be called stupids."

• (Unnamed) "Oh Lowell, please tell me your brother didn't marry his sister."
• (Unnamed) "No. Cousin. The sister didn't work out."

• (Unnamed) "This is the worst Christmas ever. I had thought it was the one when our parents bought us hamsters and forgot to poke holes in the boxes, but at least that had a moment of suspense."

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