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WiseGirls Quotes

WiseGirls is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . WiseGirls stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jack Sojka as producer.

Each episode of WiseGirls is 93 minutes long. WiseGirls is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Mariah Carey as Raychel, Joseph Siravo as Gio Esposito, Mira Sorvino as Meg, Melora Walters as Kate, and Arthur J. Nascarella as Mr. Santalino.

WiseGirls Quotes

Mariah Carey as Raychel

  • (Mariah Carey) "Now let's talk about you getting laid."
  • (Mariah Carey) "I can't figure you out."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Why not?"
  • (Mariah Carey) "Cause your like shy, but you're outgoing. You're insecure but your conceited. Then some things you're totally clueless and other things you get in like two f***ing seconds. So I'm confused."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Is that supposed to be a compliment?"
  • (Mariah Carey) "See, now you're like dissed but also flattered."
  • (Mariah Carey) "Are you high?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "High?"
  • (Mariah Carey) "Yeah, high."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Huh?"
  • (Mariah Carey) "You're looking a little f***ed up to me right now babe."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Oh, no, I'm not f***ed up. You see, I've been f***ed up, but this is definitely not f***ed up."
  • (Mariah Carey) "What are you on?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "What am I on? It's just two glasses of wine and a couple of valium. You want some?"
  • (Mariah Carey) "Valium? Who the f*** takes valium anymore?"
  • (Mariah Carey) "A,B,C, your next time you're sober. D, there's the door."

Mira Sorvino as Meg

  • (Mira Sorvino) "What part didn't you understand, "little prick" or "f*** off"?"

Arthur J. Nascarella as Mr. Santalino

  • (Arthur J. Nascarella) "Ptoo. You f***. I spit on your f***in' soul."

Melora Walters as Kate

  • (Melora Walters) "Grape juice?"
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Are we allowed to have that?"
  • (Melora Walters) "It's medicinal."
  • (Melora Walters) "I look so fat ugly and stupid in all those pictures."
  • (Mira Sorvino) "Fat? Are you kidding me? You're like the poster child for thin people."

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