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Witch (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) Quotes

Witch (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Witch ended its run in 1970.

Witch (Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "For I am Xander, King of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me."
  • (Unnamed) "You guys don't have to get involved."
  • (Unnamed) "What do you mean? We're a team. Aren't we a team?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, you're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes."
  • (Unnamed) "Your daughter is meddling with something very dangerous. Are you aware of that?"
  • (Unnamed) "N- I don't know what you're talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I think you know only too well."
  • (Unnamed) "You've got to go. She's gonna be home soon and yo --"
  • (Unnamed) "This girl is very sick. Now you will shut up and you will listen to me. Your daughter has access to some very powerful magics. And, somehow, your obsession with cheerleading has made --"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't care about cheerleading. It's not my fault she's doing stuff."
  • (Unnamed) "As her mother you should assume some responsibility for her actions."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you know, these kids today."
  • (Unnamed) "She's out of her mind. Ever since dad; her dad left, I can't control her."
  • (Unnamed) "You're afraid of her."
  • (Unnamed) "Amy? Are you Amy?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't understand."
  • (Unnamed) "She switched. She switched your bodies, didn't she?"
  • (Unnamed) "Good lord."
  • (Unnamed) "She wanted to relive her glory days."
  • (Unnamed) "She said I was wasting my youth -- so she took it."
  • (Unnamed) "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
  • (Unnamed) "Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair."
  • (Unnamed) "This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history?"

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