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Wristcutters: A Love Story Quotes

Wristcutters: A Love Story is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Wristcutters: A Love Story completed its run in 1970.

It features Chris Coen as producer, Bobby Johnston in charge of musical score, and Vanja Cernjul as head of cinematography.

Wristcutters: A Love Story is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Wristcutters: A Love Story is 88 minutes long. Wristcutters: A Love Story is distributed by Autonomous Films.

The cast includes: Tom Waits as Kneller, Shea Whigham as Eugene, Patrick Fugit as Zia, Shannyn Sossamon as Mikal, Will Arnett as Messiah, and John Hawkes as Yan.

Wristcutters: A Love Story Quotes

Will Arnett as Messiah

  • (Will Arnett) "The dog has spoken."

Patrick Fugit as Zia

  • (Patrick Fugit) "Listen, you know what? Forget Desiree. I got another reason for you to go."
  • (Shea Whigham) "Give it shot."
  • (Patrick Fugit) "You got anything better to do?"
  • (Patrick Fugit) "His headlights were broken for ages, and she fixed them just by touching a button."
  • (Patrick Fugit) "I think she cried at my funeral, I don't mean to brag about it or anything, but I'm pretty sure she did. Sometimes I can picture her talking to some guy she feels really close to, about how they lowered me into the grave all pathetic and shriveled up like a melted chocolate bar, and how we never actually got a chance. Then the guy f***s her real nice, f*** it's all about making her feel better."
  • (Patrick Fugit) "I was missing Desiree."
  • (Patrick Fugit) "I'm not going out tonight. It just makes me depressed."
  • (Shea Whigham) "So, what you gonna do? Kill yourself?"
  • (Patrick Fugit) "Being here with you reminds me of what I was like before my suicide."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "What were you like?"
  • (Patrick Fugit) "I was happy --"

John Hawkes as Yan

  • (John Hawkes) "They feed him t-bone steak and he refuses to come back."
  • (Tom Waits) "Freddy has been brainwashed."

Shea Whigham as Eugene

  • (Shea Whigham) "I'm not sitting in the back."
  • (Patrick Fugit) "Why not?"
  • (Shea Whigham) "Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock."
  • (Shea Whigham) "Cute? That's what they say about the puppy. The only thing worse is good friend, or nice person. In plain English it means I'll leech off you as long as I can, but don't even think about getting into my pants."

Shannyn Sossamon as Mikal

  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "Where are you going?"
  • (Shea Whigham) "East-ish."
  • (Shannyn Sossamon) "East-ish?"

Tom Waits as Kneller

  • (Tom Waits) "Once upon a time there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. And they grew next to each other. And every day the straight tree would look at the crooked tree and he would say, "You're crooked. You've always been crooked and you'll continue to be crooked. But look at me. Look at me." said the straight tree. He said, "I'm tall and I'm straight." And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and looked around, and the manager in charge said, "Cut all the straight trees." And that crooked tree is still there to this day, growing strong and growing strange."

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