Y Tu Mamá También Quotes

Y Tu Mamá También is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Y Tu Mamá También completed its run in 1970.

It features Alfonso Cuarón as producer, Natalie Imbruglia in charge of musical score, and Emmanuel Lubezki as head of cinematography.

Y Tu Mamá También is recorded in Spanish and originally aired in Mexico. Each episode of Y Tu Mamá También is 106 minutes long. Y Tu Mamá También is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Maribel Verdú as Luisa, Diego Luna as Tenoch, Gael García Bernal as Julio Zapata, Juan Carlos Remolina as Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca, Diana Bracho as Silivia Allende de Iturbide, Andrés Almeida as Diego 'Saba' Madero, and Daniel Giménez Cacho as Narrator.

Y Tu Mamá También Quotes

Gael García Bernal as Julio Zapata

• (Gael García Bernal) "Chuy, nothing like tooting the old horn."

• (Gael García Bernal) "Check please."

• (Gael García Bernal) "Truth is cool but unattainable -- the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it."

• (Gael García Bernal) "Traveling is really cool"
• (Diego Luna) "Yeah, but with mushrooms. You've never stepped into a single plane"

• (Gael García Bernal) "You're full of s***, man."
• (Diego Luna) "I maybe full of s*** -- but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon."
• (Gael García Bernal) "Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole."

• (Gael García Bernal) "f*** "economists" man."

Diego Luna as Tenoch

• (Diego Luna) "I f***ed Ceci a few times"
• (Gael García Bernal) "No big deal. I poked Ana a bunch of times."
• (Diego Luna) "So we're milk brothers."
• (Maribel Verdú) "To your girlfriends who are having 10 Italians at a time."
• (Gael García Bernal) "And your mother, too. You know? -- Honestly, the day she cleaned my aura"
• (Diego Luna) "Luisa. To all mothers."
• (Gael García Bernal) "Luisa. To all mothers."

• (Diego Luna) "How many times did you f*** her?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "Only once, we were really s***faced"
• (Diego Luna) "When did you guys do it?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "I don't know"
• (Diego Luna) "When? Tell me when."
• (Gael García Bernal) "When you went to Lake Tahoe"
• (Diego Luna) "Where did you do it?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "I think it was in a party"
• (Diego Luna) "What party asshole?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "I think it was the one with the Fruit Loop"
• (Diego Luna) "The place where Saba popped her cherry?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "I think so."
• (Diego Luna) "What are you laughing at asshole? Don't laugh f***er."

• (Diego Luna) "Did she blow you?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "Of course not man."
• (Diego Luna) "Look me in the eyes asshole. Did she blow you?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "No."
• (Diego Luna) "Did you blow her? You f***ing pig."
• (Gael García Bernal) "Of course not, c'mon."
• (Diego Luna) "Did she come?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't."
• (Diego Luna) "Did she like it?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "I don't know."
• (Diego Luna) "Did you like it, asshole?"
• (Gael García Bernal) "No dude. No. I really felt like s***, I mean it."
• (Gael García Bernal) "I wanted to tell you."
• (Diego Luna) "f*** you asshole. You f***ed up our friendship, you f***ed up my trust, you f***ed my girl. You f***ed up. Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your f***ing comics and the f***ing dress for Ana, that whore."
• (Gael García Bernal) "Tenoch, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really."
• (Diego Luna) "An accident?"
• (Diego Luna) "You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole. You don't f*** her. You don't f*** her."
• (Gael García Bernal) "Right -- right."

• (Diego Luna) "Who f***s better between us? The truth."
• (Maribel Verdú) "Despite the fiasco, you each have your own charms. Both have to quit whacking off and work up your resistance -- Both of you, stop whacking off"
• (Maribel Verdú) "These boys don't know how to go down on a girl. You were slurping like this was a lollipop. You have to be gentle. You have to make the clitoris your best friend -- Search and you shall find. The greatest pleasure is giving pleasure."
• (Diego Luna) "Hail to the clit."
• (Gael García Bernal) "Hail to the clit."
• (Maribel Verdú) "Hail to the clit."

Diana Bracho as Silivia Allende de Iturbide

• (Diana Bracho) "Oh, Saba, I didn't know you were here"
• (Andrés Almeida) "Oh, here and everywhere"

Maribel Verdú as Luisa

• (Maribel Verdú) "Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea."

• (Maribel Verdú) "You get babies to look after, you end up changing their diapers."

• (Maribel Verdú) "Who cares who you two f***ed when you come that fast."

Juan Carlos Remolina as Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca

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Daniel Giménez Cacho as Narrator

• (Daniel Giménez Cacho) "Life is like the foam of the sea. You must dive into it."

Andrés Almeida as Diego 'Saba' Madero

• (Andrés Almeida) "So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you --"
• (Diego Luna) "Saba, screw off, that's a river."

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