Yes Man (film) Quotes

Yes Man (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Yes Man completed its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, *David Heyman; Richard D. Zanuck as producer, Plain list, *Lyle Workman; Mark Oliver Everett in charge of musical score, and Robert D. Yeoman as head of cinematography.

Yes Man (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Plain list Each episode of Yes Man (film) is 104 minutes long. Yes Man (film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Zooey Deschanel as Allison, Jim Carrey as Carl Allen, Spencer Garrett as Multack, John Cothran as Tweed, Terence Stamp as Terrence Bundley, Rhys Darby as Norman, John Michael Higgins as Nick, Rocky Carroll as Wes, and Molly Sims as Stephanie.

Yes Man (film) Quotes

John Cothran as Tweed

• (John Cothran) "Can you explain why you were at the airport buying a ticket with no luggage?"
• (Jim Carrey) "You know it was a spur-of-the-moment trip."
• (John Cothran) "Yeah I was just explaining to my partner here how much I've always wanted to see Lincoln, Nebraska."

Zooey Deschanel as Allison

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Have you met my friend Ian? He's a computer hacker. He helped me erase your MySpace page, and your band's MySpace page, and your FaceBook page. Happy networking, asshole."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Are you stalking me?"
• (Jim Carrey) "No, I would never do that. Oh, by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Am I going too fast for you?"
• (Jim Carrey) "Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "I shoulda been the one to break up with you. / He said who are you, who are you? / I wanna snap your neck and spit on you. / He said who are you, who are you?"

• (Zooey Deschanel) "Don't call me past 11pm, it won't happen again. Happened once, it happened twice, it happened three times, maybe four times, maybe five times, maybe, maybe it happened six times, but it won't happen seven times."

• (Zooey Deschanel) "The world's a playground. You know that when you are a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it."

Terence Stamp as Terrence Bundley

• (Terence Stamp) "YES. Say it a million times. Then say it a million more. And the word you will have said two million times is --"
• (Terence Stamp) "Oh, my God."
• (Unnamed) "YES."

• (Terence Stamp) "You can't audit life, my friend."

Jim Carrey as Carl Allen

• (Jim Carrey) "Hey -- I'm just saying 'yes' to life -- 'cause -- you gotta say 'yes' to life -- I'm in a secret covenant -- That sounded naughty."

• (Jim Carrey) "Yes."

• (Jim Carrey) "Why don't you take a late night stroll through the hills and get killed by the Manson family? Don't mind if I do."

• (Jim Carrey) "Steph --. I can't -- I'm so sorry."
• (Molly Sims) "What are you saying?"
• (Jim Carrey) "-- I'm saying "no.""

• (Jim Carrey) "I can't believe I tripped like that."

• (Jim Carrey) "Hey, Carl -- you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How 'bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you can't get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a f***in' great idea."

• (Jim Carrey) "Oh come on, you're halfway through, just snap it off already."

• (Jim Carrey) "You ever had a Red Bull? Ive never had a Red Bull before, but I had a Red Bull last night; I really like Red Bull."
• (Jim Carrey) "-- got this new -- glow in the dark thing -- cant really see it right now, unless you go like this --"

• (Jim Carrey) "No."
• (Jim Carrey) "No means no."

• (Jim Carrey) "She's never gonna go to a ball."

• (Jim Carrey) "Was I chewing gum before?"

John Michael Higgins as Nick

• (John Michael Higgins) "Psh, fine. I wipe my ass with fine."
• (Jim Carrey) "-- Wow. Um. Ok?"

• (John Michael Higgins) "I killed a cow with a bazooka -- I'm not proud of that last one."

Rocky Carroll as Wes

• (Rocky Carroll) "Nice work, Carl. Now bump my fist."
• (Rhys Darby) "Ah, I missed it. I was going to fist you."

Rhys Darby as Norman

• (Rhys Darby) "We. Are. Sparta."

• (Rhys Darby) "You called me Norm."
• (Jim Carrey) "Yeah."
• (Rhys Darby) "Could that like be my nickname?"
• (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, I guess."
• (Rhys Darby) "Ah nice, I like your style, Car. That could be yours."
• (Jim Carrey) "Yeah, Carl's pretty short already but --"

Spencer Garrett as Multack

• (Spencer Garrett) "We knew another Carl that we weren't fond of, now did we, Tweed?"
• (John Cothran) "-- His name was "Marx.""

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