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You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives Quotes

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives ended in 1970.

You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Oh my god, I've made a terrible mistake. I've been brainwashed like Elizabeth Smart."
  • (Elizabeth Smart's father) "It's so wonderful having her home again. She's brought music back into the house, playing songs on the Harp -- of course most them are about rape, but it's still nice."
  • (Unnamed) "I love having visitors. Except for that time Moby Dick came to stay with us."
  • (Moby Dick) "Do you have any Raisin Bran?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, no. Sorry, we don't."
  • (Moby Dick) "Oh. Well, could you maybe get me some?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, geez, that's kind of a pain in the -- You know, we have Total, and we have some raisins. You could mix them together, that would be kind of like --"
  • (Moby Dick) "Yeah, it would be like Raisin Bran, but it wouldn't really be Raisin Bran --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- Kinda splittin' hairs here --"
  • (Moby Dick) "-- Not really doing it for me."
  • (Unnamed) "What time did you say your flight was again?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, McButt the Crime Dog, I heard you and your little chew toy getting it on last night, keep it down."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry, little man. Ricardo and I were playing Clue, and he got me in the bedroom with the lead pipe."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm gonna get to touch right-wing boob for this."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, cousin."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Jasper."
  • (Unnamed) "Everybody, this is Ricardo, from the Philippines and my kitchen floor."
  • (Unnamed) "How was your flight?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, torture. 5 hours on my moneymaker, sitting across from a gaggle of sailors flying home on leave: here I am in a committed relationship and all I can think about is having a piece of navy cake."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello, who's that on the phone?-Temptation --. how does he always get my number? -- I don't know. Anyway, I've got big news and I'll tell you over dinner: Greek, on me, but enough about last weekend-Oo-hoh, I'm terrible."
  • (Unnamed) "Sir I think you should know, these growths on your forearms -- they're giant tumors."
  • (Unnamed) "Habubababa oh dear."
  • (Unnamed) "Yea I'm surprised you haven't realized this is not how a human being is supposed to look."
  • (Unnamed) "Habububah."
  • (Unnamed) "And the speech thing and what your doing with your eye"
  • (Unnamed) "-- uh you had a stroke about seven years ago."
  • (Unnamed) "Haksinfbusddsububh."
  • (Unnamed) "That you've managed to be walking around all this time is nothing short of a miracle."
  • (Unnamed) "Habaubaskbuahsk."
  • (Unnamed) "I'd say about two months."

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