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You're Getting Old Quotes

You're Getting Old is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . You're Getting Old ended in 1970.

It features "Every Breath You Take" by The Police, and "Landslide " in charge of musical score.

You're Getting Old Quotes

  • (Doctor) "I'm gonna try something else. Look at these two pictures. One of them is a new ad for Kevin James' new movie The Zookeeper, and the other is a turd in a microwave. Which one is thee ad for The Zookeeper?"
  • (Stan Marsh) "They both look the same."
  • (Doctor) "You don't see any difference in the pictures?"
  • (Stan Marsh) "No."
  • (Doctor) "That is an ad for The Zookeeper"
  • (Doctor) "and that is a turd about to be re-heated."
  • (Stan Marsh) "They both look like turds about to be re-heated to me."
  • (Doctor) "Oh dear. I think I know what this is. You see Stan, as you get older, things that you used to like start looking and sounding like s***, and things that seemed s***ty as a child, don't seem s***ty. With you somehow the wires have gotten crossed and everything looks and sounds like s*** to you. It's a condition called: Being a cynical asshole."
  • (Trailer Voice Over) "Jim Carey has a bunch of turds in his apartment."
  • (Stan Marsh) "Agh."
  • (Eric Cartman) "Stan, knock it off."
  • (Stan Marsh) "But it's just crap."
  • (Kyle Broflovski) "No, they're penguins. Stop it."
  • (Trailer Voice Over) "It's Jim Carey in: What ever, you'll pay to go see it. f*** you. July twelth."

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