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You've Got Mail Quotes

You've Got Mail is a television show that debuted in 1970 . You've Got Mail ended its run in 1970.

It features George Fenton in charge of musical score, and John Lindley (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

You've Got Mail is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of You've Got Mail is 119 minutes long. You've Got Mail is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Tom Hanks as Joe Fox, Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly, Greg Kinnear as Frank, Hallee Hirsh as Annabelle Fox, Jeffrey Scaperrotta as Matthew Fox, Dave Chappelle as Kevin, Jean Stapleton as Birdie Conrad, Dabney Coleman as Nelson Fox, Heather Burns as Christina Plutzker, Deborah Rush as Veronica Grant, Michael Badalucco as Charlie, Parker Posey as Patricia Eden, Steve Zahn as George Pappas, Greg Kinnear as Frank Navasky, Cara Seymour as Gillian Quinn, and John Randolph as Schuyler Fox.

You've Got Mail Quotes

Greg Kinnear as Frank

  • (Greg Kinnear) "Joe Fox?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "F-O-X."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "The inventor of the superstore, of course. The enemy of the mid-list novel, the destroyer of City Books. Tell me something: really, how do you sleep at night?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Ah, I use a wonderful over-the-counter drug, Ultradorm. Don't take the whole thing, just half, and you will wake up without even the tiniest hangover."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Kathleen, you are a lone reed. You are a lone --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "" -- reed, standing tall, waving boldly in the corrupt sands of commerce.""
  • (Meg Ryan) "I am a lone reed."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Lone reed."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco."
  • (Meg Ryan) "No, don't say that. Really. We don't know that for sure."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Well, who else could it have been? It was probably around 1960."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Do you want some popcorn?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "I can't believe this. I mean, it's not like he was something normal, like a socialist or an anarchist or something."
  • (Meg Ryan) "It happened in Spain. People do really stupid things in foreign countries."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Absolutely. They buy leather jackets for much more than they're worth. But they don't fall in love with fascist dictators."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Thank you're."

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox

  • (Tom Hanks) "So who is he, I wonder? Certainly not, I gather, the world's greatest living expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg. But somebody else entirely different. Will you be mean to him, too?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "No, I will not. Because the man who is coming here tonight is completely unlike you. The man who is coming here tonight is kind and funny, he has the most wonderful sense of humor --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "But -- he's not here."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Well -- if he's not here, he has a reason, because there is not a cruel or careless bone in his body. But I wouldn't expect you to understand anybody like that. You with your theme park, multi-level, homogenize-the-world mochaccino land. You've deluded yourself into thinking that you're some sort of benefactor, bringing books to the masses. But no one will ever remember you, Joe Fox. And maybe no one will remember me, either, but plenty of people remember my mother, and they think she was fine, and they think her store was something special. You are nothing but a suit."
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's my cue."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I hope she doesn't have one of those high, squeaky voices like the mice in "Cinderella". I hate that."
  • (Tom Hanks) "May I ask who you are?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Kathleen Kelly, and this is my store. And you are?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Joe. Just call me Joe. We'll take these books."
  • (Tom Hanks) "My father's getting married again. For the past five years he's been living with a woman named Gillian, who studied decorating at Caesar's Palace."
  • (Tom Hanks) "The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh, no, she's beautiful, but she's a pill."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I like Patricia. I love Patricia. Patricia makes coffee nervous."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I better go deliver this. I have a very thirsty date. She's part camel."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Good thing it wasn't the fish."
  • (Tom Hanks) ""The Godfather" is the I Ching. "The Godfather" is the sum of all wisdom. "The Godfather" is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli." What day of the week is it? "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday.""
  • (Tom Hanks) "Tweaking? A project that needs "tweaking"?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Yes."
  • (Tom Hanks) "T-w-e-a-k-i-n-g."
  • (Meg Ryan) "-i-n-g. That's what he said."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I think he's married. Married, three kids."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I sell cheap books, I do. So sue me."
  • (T.V. Reporter) "And that, in a nutshell, is the Fox Books philosophy."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "That's what you said?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well -- yeah, that's not all I said. I said; aww, I can't believe those bastards. I said we were great. I said you could sit and read for hours and no one will bother you. I said we have a hundred and fifty thousand titles. I showed them the New York section. I said we were a god**** piazza. A place in the city where people can mingle and mix and be."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Piazza?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I was eloquent. s***."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Piazza --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I came home tonight and got into the elevator to go to my apartment. An hour later, I got out of the elevator, and Brinkley and I moved out. Suddenly, everything had become clear. It's a long story, full of the personal details we avoid so carefully. Let me just say there was a man sitting in the elevator with me who knew exactly what he wanted, and I found myself wishing I were as lucky as he."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's box of all the secret, hateful parts; your arrogance, your spite, your condescension; has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and moving on, you zing them. "Hello, it's Mr Nasty." I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about."
  • (Meg Ryan) "No, I know what you mean, and I'm completely jealous. What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said. What should I have said, for example, to a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existence?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Nothing. Even now, days later, I can't figure it out."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you? And then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time, and we'd both be happy. But then, on the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Do you think we should meet?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Meet? Oh my God --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I think you'd discover a lot of things if you really knew me."
  • (Meg Ryan) "If I really knew you, I know what I would find. Instead of a brain, a cash register. Instead of a heart, a bottom line."
  • (Tom Hanks) "What?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "I just had a breakthrough."
  • (Tom Hanks) "What is it?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "I have you to thank for it. For the first time in my life, when confronted with a horrible, insensitive person, I knew exactly what I wanted to say and I said it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, I think you have the gift for it. That was a perfect blend of poetry and meanness."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do, although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagels off the sidewalk and I prefer to buy them."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Is it about love?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Please say no."
  • (Meg Ryan) "No."
  • (Meg Ryan) "How sweet is that?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms."
  • (Tom Hanks) "It wasn't -- personal."
  • (Meg Ryan) "What is that supposed to mean? I am so sick of that. All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me. It's personal to a lot of people. And what's so wrong with being personal, anyway?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Uh, nothing."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Pride and Prejudice."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Do you mind?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "I bet you read that book every year. I bet just you love that -- Mr. Darcy, and your sentimental heart beats widely at the thought that he and -- well, you know, whatever her name is, are truly, honestly going to end up together."
  • (Waiter at Lalo) "Can I get you something?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "No, he's not staying."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Mocaccino, decaf, nonfat."
  • (Meg Ryan) "You are not staying."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I'll just stay here until your friend gets here."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Gee, is he late?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She's one of the most greatest and most complex characters ever written. Not that you would know."
  • (Tom Hanks) "As a matter of fact, I've read it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Kevin, this is possibly the most adorable creature I've ever been in contact with, and if she turns out to be as good looking as a mailbox -- I would be crazy enough to turn my life upside down and marry her."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Whatever you do, just don't listen to anything I say."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, you know what? We should announce ourselves to the neighborhood. Just let them know, here we come."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Oh, no, this is the Upper West Side, man. We might as well tell 'em we're opening up a crack house. They're gonna hate us. Soon as they hear, they're gonna be lining up --"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "to picket the big bad chain store --"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "that's out to destroy --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "everything they hold dear."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Yeah."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Do you know what? We are going to seduce them. We're going to seduce them with our square footage, and our discounts, and our deep armchairs, and --"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Our cappuccino."
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's right. They're going hate us at the beginning, but --"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "But we'll get 'em in the end."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Do you know why?"
  • (Dave Chappelle) "Why?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Because we're going to sell them cheap books and legal addictive stimulants. In the meantime, we'll just put up a big sign: "Coming soon: a FoxBooks superstore and the end of civilization as you know it.""
  • (Tom Hanks) "Hey, this -- this fabric on the couch, what is it? Does it have a name?"
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Money."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Huh?"
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Its name is money."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Ah, Gillian selected it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Happy Thanksgiving -- it's your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back."
  • (Rose, Zabars Cashier) "Happy Thanksgiving back."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Maybe he's fat. He's fat. He's a fatty."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I don't care about that."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You don't care that he's so fat, he's one of these guys that has to be removed from his house by a crane? You don't care?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "That is very unlikely. That is completely ridiculous."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Porcelain?"
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Rubber."

Meg Ryan as Kathleen Kelly

  • (Meg Ryan) "When you read a book as a child, it becomes a part of your identity in a way that no other reading in your whole life does."
  • (Meg Ryan) "What is that? What is that? What are you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That caviar is a garnish."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I've been thinking about you. Last night I went to meet you, and you weren't there. I wish I knew why. I felt so foolish. And as I waited, someone else showed up: a man who has made my professional life a misery. And an amazing thing happened. I was able, for the first time in my life to say the exact thing I wanted to say at the exact moment I wanted to say it. And, of course, afterwards, I felt terrible, just as you said I would. I was cruel, and I'm never cruel. And even though I can hardly believe what I said mattered to this man; to him, I am just a bug to be crushed; but what if it did? No matter what he's done to me, there is no excuse for my behavior. Anyway, I so wanted to talk to you. I hope you have a good reason for not being there last night. You don't seem like the kind of person that would do something like that. The odd thing about this form of communication is you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many -- somethings. So, thanks."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I've been thinking. Frank?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "What?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "I've decided to go to the mattresses. Do you think it would be a gigantic conflict of interest if you wrote something about the store?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Yes."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Yes?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "No."
  • (Meg Ryan) "So you'll do it?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Yes. Yes."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Do you know what it is to go to the mattresses?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "It's from the Godfather."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Can you beat that?"
  • (Heather Burns) "Scotch tape? What is wrong with you?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "I'm in love? No. Oh, that's right, I'm in love with Frank. I practically living with Frank."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I have something to tell you, Frank. I didn't vote."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "What?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "In the last mayoral election, when Rudy Giuliani was running against Ruth Messenger, I went to get a manicure and forgot to vote."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Since when do you get manicures?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who got manicures --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Never mind. It's okay. I forgive you."
  • (Meg Ryan) "You forgive me?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "You poor, sad, multimillionaire. I feel so sorry for you."
  • (Meg Ryan) "God, I didn't -- I didn't realize. I didn't -- I didn't know --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Who you were with? "I didn't know who you were with.""
  • (Meg Ryan) "Excuse me?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's from "The Godfather"."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Sorry, it's from "The Godfather". It's when the -- uh, when the movie producer realizes that Tom Hagen is an emissary of Vito Corleone. It's just before the horse's head ends up in the bed with all the bloody sheets, you know, wakes up and it's -- AAHH. AAAHH. AAAHH. AAAHH."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Never mind."
  • (Meg Ryan) "He couldn't possibly be the Rooftop Killer."
  • (Heather Burns) "Remember when you thought Frank might be the Unibomber?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "That was different."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming. F-O-X."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, I didn't lie about it."
  • (Meg Ryan) ""Joe"? "Just call me Joe"? As if you were one of those stupid 22-year old girls with no last name? "Hi, I'm Kimberly." "Hi, I'm Janice." Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name? It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses."
  • (Meg Ryan) "The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Don't you just love New York in the fall?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Is it infidelity if you're involved with somebody on email?"
  • (Heather Burns) "Have you had sex?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "No, of course not. I don't even know him."
  • (Heather Burns) "No, I mean cyber sex."
  • (Meg Ryan) "No."
  • (Heather Burns) "Well, you know what? Don't do it, 'cause the minute you do, they lose all respect for you."
  • (Meg Ryan) "What if he showed up, took one look at me, and left?"
  • (Heather Burns) "Not possible."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I love daisies."
  • (Tom Hanks) "You told me."
  • (Meg Ryan) "They're so friendly. Don't you think daisies are the friendliest flower?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Wow, I keep on bumping into you."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I hope your mango's ripe."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I think it is. Hey, you want to bump into me on, say, Saturday around lunchtime? Over there?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "I could never be with someone who has a boat."
  • (Tom Hanks) "I have a boat."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Oh."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Which clinches it; we'll never be together."
  • (Meg Ryan) "People are always telling you that change is a good thing. But all they're really saying is that something you didn't want to happen at all -- has happened. My store is closing this week. I own a store, did I ever tell you that? It's a lovely store, and in a week it will be something really depressing, like a Baby Gap. Soon, it'll just be a memory. In fact, someone, some foolish person, will probably think it's a tribute to this city, the way it keeps changing on you, the way you can never count on it, or something. I know because that's the sort of thing I'm always saying. But the truth is -- I'm heartbroken. I feel as if a part of me has died, and my mother has died all over again, and no one can ever make it right."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life; well, valuable, but small; and sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So good night, dear void."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Oh, Birdie, what am I going to do? What would Mom have done?"
  • (Jean Stapleton) "Well, let's ask her."
  • (Jean Stapleton) "Cecilia, what should we do?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Birdie --"
  • (Jean Stapleton) "Shhh. She has no idea. But she thinks the window display looks lovely."
  • (Meg Ryan) "You don't love me."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Me, either."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You don't love me?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "But we're so right for each other."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I know. I know. Well, is there someone else? Oh. That woman on television, Sidney Ann."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Uh -- I mean, nothing has happened or anything, but --"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Ooh, Frank. Is she a Republican?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "I -- can't help myself."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "What about you? Is there someone else?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "No. No, but -- but there's the dream of someone else."
  • (Meg Ryan) "I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail; from you."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today, I saw one. It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where, I assume, it was going to Bloomingdales to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake, as almost all hats are."
  • (Meg Ryan) "What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer. I wait impatiently as it connects. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing. Not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beating of my own heart. I have mail. From you."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Who is it?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "It's Joe Fox."
  • (Meg Ryan) "What are you doing here?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Uh, may I please come up?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "No, I don't, I don't really think that that is a good idea, because I have a, I have a terrible, cold."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Can you hear that?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah."
  • (Meg Ryan) "Listen, I'm sniffling, and I'm not really awake, and I'm taking echinacea and Vitamin C and sleeping practically 24 hours a day. I have a temperature. And uh, um, I think I'm contagious. So I would, I would really appreciate it if you would just go away."

Hallee Hirsh as Annabelle Fox

  • (Hallee Hirsh) "Maureen's getting a divorce."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh. I'm sorry to hear that."
  • (Maureen) "It's my own fault. Never marry a man who lies."
  • (Tom Hanks) "That is so wise, yes. Annabelle, remember that."
  • (Hallee Hirsh) "Oh, that's not my Dad. That's my nephew."
  • (Meg Ryan) "You know, I don't really think that HE could be your nephew."
  • (Tom Hanks) "No, no, no, it's true. Annabelle is my; aunt. Isn't that right, Aunt Annabelle?"
  • (Hallee Hirsh) "Uh-huh, and Matt is his --"
  • (Meg Ryan) "Oh wait, wait, wait, let me guess. Are you his uncle?"
  • (Jeffrey Scaperrotta) "No."
  • (Meg Ryan) "His grandfather?"
  • (Meg Ryan) "His great-grandfather?"
  • (Jeffrey Scaperrotta) "I'm his brother."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Matthew is my father's son, Annabelle is my grandfather's daughter. We are -- an American family."

Steve Zahn as George Pappas

  • (Steve Zahn) "This place is a tomb. I'm going to the nut shop where it's fun."
  • (Steve Zahn) "I'm going to get some eucalyptus candles 'cause it makes my apartment smell moss-ay."
  • (Steve Zahn) "The, uh, illustrations are hand tipped."
  • (Tom Hanks) "And that's why it costs so much?"
  • (Steve Zahn) "No, that's why it's WORTH so much."
  • (Steve Zahn) "Who belongs to this fish?"

Cara Seymour as Gillian Quinn

  • (Cara Seymour) "Kiss me, I'm gonna be your wicked stepmother."

Parker Posey as Patricia Eden

  • (Parker Posey) "You know, I love how you've totally forgotten that you've had any role in her current situation. It's so obtuse. So insensitive. Reminds me of someone. Who? Who does it remind me of?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Me."

Jean Stapleton as Birdie Conrad

  • (Jean Stapleton) "You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure now. But you're not. You are marching into the unknown armed with --"
  • (Jean Stapleton) "Nothing. Have a sandwich."
  • (Jean Stapleton) "Save The Shop Around the Corner and you will save your soul."

Dabney Coleman as Nelson Fox

  • (Dabney Coleman) "Perfect. Keep those West-Side liberal nuts, psudo-intellectuals --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Readers, Dad. They're called readers."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Don't do that, son. Don't romanticize them."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "You know, I stayed on this boat after -- let's see, your mother -- Laurette, the ballet dancer --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "My nanny."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "She was the nanny?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "I forgot that. How ironic. Then there was the ice skater."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Also my nanny."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Really?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Yeah."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "That's amazingly ironic. And then there was Sybil, the -- um -- it's an "A" word --"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Astrologer."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Exactly. Yeah."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Whose moon turned out to be in someone else's house, as I recall."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Just like Gillian."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Gillian ran off with someone?"
  • (Dabney Coleman) "The nanny."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Nanny Maureen?"
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Yes."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well. Gillian ran off with Nanny Maureen, hmm?"
  • (Dabney Coleman) "You got it."
  • (Tom Hanks) "That's incredibly ironic."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "How much son? How much you payin'?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "Well, whatever it costs it won't be as much as that exquisitely uncomfortable mohair episode there, which is NOW ALL OVER MY SUIT."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "I just have to meet someone new, that's all. That's the easy part."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Oh right, yeah, a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy."
  • (Dabney Coleman) "Well, don't be ridiculous. Have I ever been with anyone who fit that description? Have you?"

Heather Burns as Christina Plutzker

  • (Heather Burns) "He stood you up?"

Dave Chappelle as Kevin

  • (Dave Chappelle) "The electrical contractor called. His truck hit a deer last night, so he's not going to be here until tomorrow. And the upstairs shelves are delayed because the shipment of pine we ordered has beetles."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Very good. Very good."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "And we got a fifty-thousand dollar ticket for construction workers peeing off the roof."
  • (Tom Hanks) "Great, that is great."
  • (Dave Chappelle) "I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave."

John Randolph as Schuyler Fox

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Deborah Rush as Veronica Grant

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Jeffrey Scaperrotta as Matthew Fox

  • (Jeffrey Scaperrotta) "F-O-X."
  • (Meg Ryan) "That is amazing, you can spell "fox". Can you spell "dog"?"
  • (Jeffrey Scaperrotta) "F-O-X."

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