Your Friends and Neighbors Quotes

Your Friends and Neighbors is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Your Friends &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Steve Golin as producer, and Nancy Schreiber as head of cinematography.

Your Friends and Neighbors is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Your Friends and Neighbors is 100 minutes long. Your Friends and Neighbors is distributed by Gramercy Pictures.

The cast includes: Ben Stiller as Jerry, Catherine Keener as Terri, Aaron Eckhart as Barry, Jason Patric as Cary, and Amy Brenneman as Mary.

Your Friends and Neighbors Quotes

Catherine Keener as Terri

• (Catherine Keener) "I don't get you at all. I mean, always with the god**** semiotics. It's a gift. Can't it just be what it is? It's a bracelet. s***."

• (Catherine Keener) "Is there any chance you could shut the f*** up?"

• (Catherine Keener) "Why do you find it so hard to fathom that I'd want to be with a woman? I mean, I wanted to be with you. Now I want to be with her. That's all."

• (Catherine Keener) "That's my advice to you: Grow the f*** up."

• (Catherine Keener) "It's over. Thanks so much, it was lovely. I'll get the rest of my stuff later."

• (Catherine Keener) "Where are you going?"
• (Ben Stiller) "Out. I wanna talk, I wanna chat."
• (Catherine Keener) "We can talk. I just don't want something up my ass while we're doing it."

Ben Stiller as Jerry

• (Ben Stiller) "The guy's practically my best friend --"
• (Catherine Keener) "Oh, don't even f***ing use that. Alright? Best friend? That is bulls***. Try saying friend when you're down there lapping between his wife's legs. See how it sounds then."

• (Ben Stiller) "Ok. The best f*** I ever had. That would be your wife. That was the best f*** I ever had."
• (Jason Patric) "That beats my story."

• (Ben Stiller) "What do these characters all have in common? They all want to -- f***. It's always about f***ing."

Aaron Eckhart as Barry

• (Aaron Eckhart) "I'm telling you, nobody makes me come the way I do."

• (Aaron Eckhart) "I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like -- meat. Right? Didn't we read that? You need to see me as a; a big; a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina -- to me."

• (Aaron Eckhart) "So, you want to know what the best lay I ever had? Right. That's easy, it's me. Nobody gives me more pleasure than I give myself"

• (Aaron Eckhart) "Do you think you're good?"
• (Jason Patric) "What?"
• (Aaron Eckhart) "I mean, do you think you're a good person?"
• (Jason Patric) "Hey, come on, I'm trying to eat lunch here."

Amy Brenneman as Mary

• (Amy Brenneman) "Life is complicated. It's a funny world. People can't communicate. And you couldn't keep your erection."

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