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Funny Quotations from The Spirit

The Spirit is a crime action comedy film about a rookie cop who returns as a superhero known as The Spirit who fights against the villions of Central City. Directed by Frank Miller. Starring Gabriel Macht, Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson. Based on "The Spirit" by Will Eisner.

The Spirit was both a financial and critical failure. However, due to its DVD and Blu-Ray sales, it has gained some respect. Nonetheless, it is often listed as one of the worst films ever made in Hollywood. Continue reading for some humorous quotes from The Spirit.


[from trailer]
The Spirit: I've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange.
[from trailer]
The Octopus: What is it with you and women?
[from trailer]
The Spirit: My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.
[from trailer]
The Octopus: Spirit, you and me are two of a kind.
[from trailer]
Ellen Dolan: You're in love with every women you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say.
The Octopus: Come on! Toilets are always funny!
[from trailer]
Silken Floss: What a fine detective. You found the breadcrumbs right to us.
[from trailer]
The Spirit: "What are you?" That's what the woman asked me. Am I some sort of ghost? I still move. I still breathe. I'm still alive.
[from trailer]
Silken Floss: The Octopus always finds his nemesis so distracting.
[from trailer]
Sand Saref: Shut up and bleed!
Next: Spirited Away
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