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Funny Quotations from The Accidental Husband

The Accidental Husband is a romantic comedy film that follows a talk radio host who advises a listener to break up with her boyfriend. Of course, the boyfriend found out and set out to get revenge on the radio host.

The Accidental Husband received mixed reviews upon its release. Continue reading for some hilarious quotes from the film.

Directed by
Griffin Dunne

Starring: Uma Thurman, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Justina Machado


[from Trailer]
Dr. Emma Lloyd: If you keep searching for Prince Charming you are sure to get burned.
Sofia: Are you saying I should call off the wedding?
[from Trailer]
Sofia: Patrick, it's over.
Patrick Sullivan: Don't do that Sofia.
Patrick Sullivan: Please come out here so we can talk. No no no, not you sir. You can put your hands down. Firemen, we don't arrest people.
[from trailer]
Patrick: [with a mouth full of sample wedding cake] This cake is fantastic!
Emma: Shh. Please...
Patrick: You mix these two together, it tastes just like a ring-ding.
Emma: [Patrick shoves a fork of cake in her face] No. No, no.
Patrick: Ah!
Emma: No.
Patrick: Ah!
Emma: [she accepts the forkful of cake] it was yummy.
Patrick: It's super-duper.

[from Trailer]
Patrick: She's starting to grow on me.
Man: No no no, no growing, not on my watch.
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