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Funny Quotations from The Artist

The Artist is a comedy romance drama film. This Oscar winning movie for Best Picture follows the life of a silent movie star named George Valentine as cinema changes around him to talking pictures in 1927. He sparks a relationship with a young dancer named Peppy Miller, but complications soon arise from her increasing popularity.

The Artist will continue to be a favorite for years to come. It is a cinema masterpiece. Continue reading for some hilarious quotes and information about The Artist.

Directed by
Michel Hazanavicius

Starring: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman

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Funny Quotes from The Artist

[after watching a sound test]
Al Zimmer: Don't laugh, George. That's the future!
George: If that's the future, you can have it!

Al Zimmer: You and I belong to another era, George. The world is talking now. People want new faces, talking faces. I wish it wasn't like this, but the public wants fresh meat and the public is never wrong.
George: I'm the one people come to see. They never needed to hear me! Make your talking movies. I'll make a great movie. And it's not like I need you for that!
[George picks up a paper with the new actors listed and sees Peppy Miller]
George: Fresh meat...
[George storms out.]

Peppy Miller: What a coincidence, I was just thinking about you. I signed with Kinograph! Maybe now we'll do another picture together!

Doris: We have to talk, George. Why do you refuse to talk? I'm unhappy, George.
George: So are millions of us.

[after seeing the headline "Stock Market Crash!"]
George: Looks like we gone bust! Unless the movie is a big hit...

Peppy Miller: Hello, I wanted to talk to you. I... I just saw Tears of Love.
George: And you want a refund?
[Peppy shakes her head.]
George: Not too much mugging?
Peppy Miller: No. I... I'm sorry about last night. I didn't mean what I said...
George: But you were right. Make way for the young...

George: How long has it been since I last paid you, Clifton?
Clifton: One year, sir.
George: You're fired.
[Clifton laughs]
George: I'm not kidding, Clifton. You're fired. Keep the car. And find yourself another job.
Clifton: I don't want another job.
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