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Funny Quotations from Toy Story

Toy Story is a 1995 animated adventure comedy film about a group of toys who come alive when no humans are around. The toys are unexpectedly introduced to a new spaceman figure that turns everyone jealous quickly. The toys, especially the cowboy doll named Woody, see him as a threat because he is getting played with more than the rest. They seek out to discredit the new toy and show him that he really isn't an austronaut, but he is simply a toy without any powers. Directed by John Lasseter. Starring the voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, and Don Rickles. This is the first film of the franchise.

Toy Story received universal acclaim upon its release and had great success at the box office. It went on to be nominated for three Oscar awards in Best Music, Original Musical or Comedy Score; Best Music, Original Song; and Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen. Continue reading for some hilarious Toy Story quotes.

Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move to their new house in two days, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Andy: Quiet, Bo Beep. Or your sheep will get it.
[as Bo Beep]
Andy: Oh no, not my sheep, somebody do something.
Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
Andy: You're going to jail, Bart. Say good-bye to the wife and Tater Tots.
Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all - *very* impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz: Toy?
Woody: T-O-Y, t-oy.
Buzz: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "space ranger".
Woody: The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before.

Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

Woody: Pull my string! The birthday party's today?
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