Quotations About Hockey
Related: Sports, Games, Baseball, Basketball, Football
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
John Leonard
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Jason Love
My goal is to deny yours.
Hockey saying
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
Jimmy Cannon
Red ice sells hockey tickets.
Bob Stewart
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Jim McKenny
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Jacques Plante
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Wayne Gretzky
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
Brad Park
Hockey is murder on ice.
Jim Murray
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin
My other car is a Zamboni.
Hockey saying
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Doug Larson
Don't go through life without goals.
Hockey saying
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Steve Rushin