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Quotations About Turkeys

If you are like me, you absolutely love turkey. The deliciousness of this bird is incredible. It's a holiday tradition and a wonderful one at that.

These quotes are a way to help celebrate the awesomeness of turkeys and Thanksgiving.

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.
Mitch Hedberg
Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
Mike Connolly
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.
Cindy Margolis
Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry—that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
Johnny Carson
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old.
Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
How to thaw a frozen turkey: "Blow in it's ear."
Johnny Carson
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner
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