Funny Jewish Quotes
These hilarious quotes about Jews are all said by famous Jewish people throughout history. They are meant for entertainment only.
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Kinky Friedman
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Henny Youngman
America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas.
John Burton
God couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers.
Jewish Proverb
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Joan Rivers
To sing it right, Franco, you have to be Jewish.
Richard Tucker
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