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Old Queen Joel by Gary R. Hess

"Old Queen Joel" is a poem based off the nursery rhyme titled "Old King Cole." Enjoy!


Category: Funny

"Old Queen Joel"

Old Queen Joel
Couldn't marry a soul,
  And marry a soul wish he,
He found a man,
And he found a gown,
  And he found for his princes three!
  And every prince, he had a crown,
And a very fine crown had he.
  "Damn, damned, damned me," went the princes.
Oh, there's no equality
As can compare
  With Queen Joel and his princes three.

Written August 11, 2008
The original
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler he had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With King Cole and his fiddlers three.

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