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Funny Famous Last Words

Many people are remembered for their last words; however, sometimes they are misquoted to the point where people think it's true. These quotations are here to help set things right and give a new perspective on these famous persons. Nonetheless, these are all indeed funny and from famous people.

I will be glad to discuss this proposition with my attorney, and that after I talk with one, we could either discuss it with him or discuss it with my attorney if the attorney thinks it is a wise thing to do, but at the present time I have nothing more to say to you.
Lee Harvey Oswald
Drink to me!
Pablo Picasso
Wait a minute...
Pope Alexander VI, talking to God
Am I dying, or is this my birthday?
Nancy Astor
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur
Marie Antoinette, after stepping on her executioners foot.
Now I shall go to sleep. Goodnight.
Lord Byron
Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way.
Robert Erskine Childers, to his firing squad
I'm bored with it all.
Winston Churchill
Please put out the light.
Theodore Roosevelt
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