73rd Golden Globe Awards Quotes

73rd Golden Globe Awards is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . 73rd Golden Globe Awards ended in 1970.

73rd Golden Globe Awards Quotes

• (Himself - Host) "The excellent Spotlight was nominated. The Catholic Church are furious about the film, as it exposes the fact that five percent of their priests have repeatedly molested children and were being allowed to cotinue to work without punishment. Roman Polanski called it "the best date movie ever.""

• (Himself - Host) "Thank you, I'm afraid that's it. We're out of time."

• (Himself - Presenter: Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical) "Thank you. I'm two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey. When I go to sleep at night, I'm not just a guy going to sleep. I'm two-time Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey going to some well needed shut-eye. And when I dream, I don't dream any old dream. No sir. I dream of being three-time Golden Globe winning actor Jim Carrey. Because then I would be enough. It would finally be true. And I can stop this terrible search. For what I know ultimately won't fulfill me."

• (Himself - Host) "Shut up, I don't care."

• (Himself - Host) "Our next presenter is the star of the hilarious comedy "The Martian"."
• (Himself - Host) "Oh, I nearly died. Right. He's also the only person who Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to. Please welcome, Matt Damon."

• (Himself - Presenter: Mad Max Fury Road) "I love seeing Ricky once every three years because it reminds me to get a colonoscopy."

• (Himself - Host) "Of course, women should be paid the same as men for doing the same job. And I'd like to say now, that I'm geting paid the exactly same as Amy and Tina did last year for hosting --"
• (Himself - Host) "I know there was two of them but it's not my fault if they shared the money, is it? It's their stupid fault."
• (Himself - Host) "It's funny cause it's true."

• (Himself - Host) "What the f*** does sugar tits mean?"

• (Himself - Host) "Listen, if you do win tonight remember that no one cares about that award as much as you do. Okay? Don't get emotional, it's embarassing, okay? That award, no offence, is worthless. It's a bit of metal that some nice old confused journalists wanted to give you in person so they can meet you and have a selfie with you. It's all there is. I've got three, I've got three Golden Globes myself, so I can set -- One is a doorstop, one I use to hit burglers with, and one I keep by the bed -- doesn't matter why, it's mine, it's mine. I won it fair and square. And it's just the right shape and size, it's nothing -- Yeah, so to be clear that was a joke about me shoving Golden Globes, that I've won, up my arse."

• (Himself - Host) "To be fair, The Martian was a lot funnier than Pixels. But then again, so does Schindler's List."
• (Himself - Host) "It's just a film."

• (Himself - Host) "Shoosh. Shut up. You -- disgusting, pill-popping, sexual, deviant scum. Ok, I wanna do this monologue and then go into hiding, okay. Not even Sean Penn will find me."
• (Himself - Host) "Snitch."

• (Himself - Host) "One Hollywood publication said that me hosting would mean that some film stars would stay away for fear of being made fun of. As if film stars would stay away of the chance of winning a Golden Globe. Particularly if their film companies already paid for it."

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