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A Christmas Carol (2009 film) Quotes

A Christmas Carol (2009 film) is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . A Christmas Carol stopped airing in 1970.

It features Steve Starkey, Robert Zemeckis, and Jack Rapke as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Robert Presley as head of cinematography.

A Christmas Carol (2009 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A Christmas Carol (2009 film) is 96 minutes long. A Christmas Carol (2009 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jim Carrey as Ebenezer Scrooge, Colin Firth as Fred, Paul Blackthorne as Guest #3, Paul Blackthorne as Guest #4, and Paul Blackthorne as Guest #5.

A Christmas Carol (2009 film) Quotes

Jim Carrey as Ebenezer Scrooge

  • (Jim Carrey) "You'll never catch me in here -- Christmas Pudding no doubt."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Oh, my."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Yes, quite dead. As a doornail."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Haunt me no longer."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'm light as a feather. Merry as a schoolboy."
  • (Jim Carrey) "There's more gravy about you than grave."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I've heard that laugh before."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Let me hear one word out of you, Cratchit, and you can keep Christmas by losing your position."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Ghost of the Future, I fear you more than any spectre I have seen."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What do you want with me?"
  • (Unnamed) "You will be haunted by three spirits."
  • (Jim Carrey) "I'd rather not."

Colin Firth as Fred

  • (Colin Firth) "Don't be cross, Uncle."
  • (Jim Carrey) "What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas. Out upon merry Christmas. What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart."
  • (Colin Firth) "Uncle."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Nephew. Keep Christmas in your own way, and let me keep it in mine."
  • (Colin Firth) "But you don't keep it."
  • (Jim Carrey) "Let me leave it alone, then. Much good may it do you. Much good it has ever done you."
  • (Colin Firth) "There are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I have not profited, I dare say, Christmas among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round; apart from the veneration due to its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart from that; as a good time: a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it."
  • (Unnamed) "Is it a horse?"
  • (Colin Firth) "No."
  • (Paul Blackthorne) "A cow?"
  • (Colin Firth) "No."
  • (Paul Blackthorne) "A dog?"
  • (Colin Firth) "No."
  • (Paul Blackthorne) "An ass?"
  • (Colin Firth) "Well -- yes, and no --"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, I got it, Fred. It's your Uncle Scrooge."
  • (Colin Firth) "Yes."

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