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A Serbian Film Quotes

A Serbian Film is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . A Serbian Film completed its run in 1970.

It features Srđan Spasojević, and Dragoljub Vojnov as producer, Sky Wikluh in charge of musical score, and Nemanja Jovanov as head of cinematography.

A Serbian Film is distributed by Jinga Films.

The cast includes: Sergej Trifunović as Vukmir, Srđan Todorović as Milos, Jelena Gavrilović as Marija, and Katarina Žutić as Lejla.

A Serbian Film Quotes

Sergej Trifunović as Vukmir

  • (Sergej Trifunović) "Rare kind of Monks put seven adult he-goats into a shed during summer. They leave them for a month until their balls are like mellons. When they get too hot, they start f***ing one another. The monks take the dried bloody cum off their balls and mix it with milk. It makes the finest bread spread there is.You're a he-goat, Milos. I'm your monk."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "That's it, Milos. That's the cinema. That's film."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "Start with the little one."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "A real, happy Serbian Family. Life -- Art."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "Right hand is the sex center in any man, It's direct line between your brain and cock. Ever since you childhood. Your hand is special for it has jerked such a special cock. Milos, it's an honor to shake a hand to such an artist of f***. Pornography is art, but people can't see that."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "Newborn porn."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "Newborn."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "Where there is no life, there can't be real art. A real talent will rot here, while maggots are giving press conferences."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "It's a pleasure to shake the hand that has jerked such a big cock."
  • (Sergej Trifunović) "With great talent comes a great desire for self-f***ability."

Jelena Gavrilović as Marija

  • (Jelena Gavrilović) "How come you've never done me like them?"
  • (Srđan Todorović) "Well, I love you. I've just f***ed them."
  • (Jelena Gavrilović) "Does it mean that you never wanted to f*** me?"

Srđan Todorović as Milos

  • (Srđan Todorović) "Baby, I'm gonna f*** you up."

Katarina Žutić as Lejla

  • (Katarina Žutić) "Easy on that whiskey. Rye kills sexual appetite."

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