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A Smattering of Intelligence Quotes

A Smattering of Intelligence is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . A Smattering of Intelligence completed its run in 1970.

A Smattering of Intelligence Quotes

  • (Col. Samuel Flagg) "I have enough pictures of your file to have you executed for the rest of your life."
  • (Vinnie Pratt) "My people want to know what Flagg's people are up to."
  • (Lt. Col. Henry Blake) "Well, why do we have to be in the middle? Can't you let my people go?"
  • (Pratt) "Pretty gung ho."
  • (Hawkeye) "And I don't care."
  • (Pratt) "My people want to know what Flagg's people are up to."
  • (Lt. Col. Henry Blake) "But why do we have to be in the middle? Can't you let my people go?"
  • (Pratt) "If I ask the colonel to see the major's file and they're cosubversives, they'll pull the old dossier switch-a-roo, and I'll chalk up a zilch."
  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "Boy I wish you came with English subtitles."
  • (Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre) "He means he's gonna break into Frank's file tonight. Right?"
  • (Pratt) "It's called breaking and entering."
  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "It's a good thing you're a cop. Otherwise, that's illegal."
  • (Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly) "That Col. Flagg -- he's a CPA."
  • (Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly) "No, honest. I heard him tell Col. Blake to keep it quiet. That he's here on a secret mission."
  • (Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre) "Radar, you mean CIA."
  • (Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly) "I do? Wow."
  • (Colonel Flagg) "What's your clearance?"
  • (Henry Blake) "Oh, I go through the door with about an inch to spare."
  • (Colonel Flagg) "I mean security wise."
  • (Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly) "Boy, did I ever hear something by accident in the office just now."
  • (Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre) "Giving the wall a physical again, Radar?"
  • (Vinnie Pratt) "If I know Flagg, he ordered the chopper to crash then got out and hit himself with a hammer."
  • (Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre) "You're kidding."
  • (Vinnie Pratt) "A switch on the way he infiltrated the CID last year: drove his jeep into a wall, then set himself on fire."
  • (Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce) "Is this guy available for children's parties?"

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