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Auto Focus Quotes

Auto Focus is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Auto Focus stopped airing in 1970.

It features Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski as producer, Angelo Badalamenti in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey Greeley as head of cinematography.

Auto Focus is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Auto Focus is 105 minutes long. Auto Focus is distributed by Sony Pictures Classics.

The cast includes: Greg Kinnear as Bob Crane, Willem Dafoe as John Carpenter, Ron Leibman as Lenny, and Ed Begley Jr. as Mel Rosen.

Auto Focus Quotes

Greg Kinnear as Bob Crane

  • (Greg Kinnear) "What is that on my ass?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "That is my hand."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Rubbing my ass?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "So what?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "lt's an orgy, Bob."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "So you can just touch my ass?"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "I thought you liked it.; I thought it was her. God. What's the difference?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Sorry."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "f*** you very much."
  • (Willem Dafoe) "Bob, I said I'm sorry -- It's a group grope."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em. Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Mel, I thought you were a fellow entertainer."
  • (Ed Begley Jr.) "I'm also a Jew."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "It's the same thing."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "A day without sex --"
  • (Willem Dafoe) "-- is a day wasted."

Willem Dafoe as John Carpenter

  • (Willem Dafoe) "Do you know what time it is? It's f*** time."

Ron Leibman as Lenny

  • (Ron Leibman) "Sex is not the answer."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "I know that Lenny, it's the question. 'Yes' is the answer."

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