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Bad Golf Made Easier Quotes

Bad Golf Made Easier is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bad Golf Made Easier completed its run in 1970.

It features Carter DeHaven as producer.

Bad Golf Made Easier is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bad Golf Made Easier is 53 min. long. Bad Golf Made Easier is distributed by ABC Video.

Bad Golf Made Easier Quotes

  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Golfers who never cheat, also lie."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Never mention in front of a club professional that you need a new set of clubs, and never buy a putter until you've first had a chance to throw it."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Never take lessons from your father, never teach your wife to play golf, and never play your son for money."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "There are three key movements in golf: Keep your head down, keep your stupid head down, keep your damn stupid head down."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Always limp with the same leg for the entire round."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "It's always the caddie's fault."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Unless you're already bald, never use the comb in the blue fluid."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Billy, the reason the game is called "golf" is because all of the other four-letter words have been taken."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Keep your cool, Billy."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "When you stop your backswing at the top to look at the position of your hands, there are two things you learn: How many hands you have, and which hand has the glove on it."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Billy, if the ball moves when you swing, then it costs you a stroke. But if only the Earth moves, then, according to all of the laws of physics, the Earth, which is also a ball, albeit a very large one, then the Earth is charged a one stroke penalty."
  • (Sonny) "You the man, Leslie. I got you, babe."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "A sure way to hit a par is to leave a four foot birdie putt two inches from the hole."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "Whatever you think you're doing wrong, that's the one thing you're doing right."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "The difference between a $1 ball and a $3 ball is $2."
  • (Leslie Nielsen) "The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes."

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