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Because I Said So (film) Quotes

Because I Said So (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Because I Said So ended its run in 1970.

It features Paul Brooks; Jessie Nelson as producer, David Kitay in charge of musical score, and Julio Macat as head of cinematography.

Because I Said So (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Because I Said So (film) is 102 minutes long. Because I Said So (film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Diane Keaton as Daphne Wilder, Piper Perabo as Mae, Lauren Graham as Maggie, Mandy Moore as Milly, Gabriel Macht as Johnny, Tom Everett Scott as Jason, and Ty Panitz as Lionel.

Because I Said So (film) Quotes

Lauren Graham as Maggie

  • (Lauren Graham) "Always so dramatic."
  • (Lauren Graham) "Mother, this is like 6th grade drama club. Speak English."
  • (Lauren Graham) "Listen. You're right. I didn't handle this well. And I understand you feel betrayed. But, really, isn't some of this anger a little misplaced?"
  • (Mandy Moore) "No. No, Maggie. It's placed exactly where it should be and there is plenty to go around, so don't worry, mom will be getting hers."
  • (Lauren Graham) "I swear, by the third time I was so loud car alarms were going off and dogs were barking."
  • (Diane Keaton) "What? Three times? Is that -- is that normal?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "Oh, come on, we all know I hold the record in this family."
  • (Diane Keaton) "Milly, honey, why are you so quiet?"
  • (Piper Perabo) "'Cause she's doing the oompa-loompa with two guys, mom."

Diane Keaton as Daphne Wilder

  • (Diane Keaton) "I say marriage, you say --"
  • (Unnamed) "Vera Wang."
  • (Diane Keaton) "Well, who would you choose for my daughter?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Me."
  • (Diane Keaton) "What? No way."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Why not?"
  • (Diane Keaton) "Oh, please. I am not setting my daughter up with an attractive, charming musician who will just break her heart."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Wow. I love being reduced to a cultural cliche."
  • (Diane Keaton) "Because I said so."
  • (Diane Keaton) "God couldn't be everywhere so that is why he invented mothers."
  • (Lauren Graham) "What? That was on a Hallmark card we gave you"
  • (Diane Keaton) "Cooper is in heat."
  • (Lauren Graham) "Mom, Cooper is a boy."

Piper Perabo as Mae

  • (Piper Perabo) "You're not a helicopter, mom. Quit hovering."

Mandy Moore as Milly

  • (Mandy Moore) "Only -- I think he might have a hot-dog with a bun."
  • (Diane Keaton) "Are you having a picnic?"
  • (Mandy Moore) "I'm gonna be just like you, Mom."
  • (Mandy Moore) "Stuart. For ten years my sister has sat here and told me your about to commit suicide."
  • (Mandy Moore) "Well?"
  • (Unnamed) "You mean she's been talking about me?"
  • (Mandy Moore) "You and my mom have been totally scheming. And and and and now I know exactly why she pushed me on you because she was voting for you. She found you."
  • (Tom Everett Scott) "Yeah but that doesn't take anything away from us. What matters is that we did meet, and how good this is between us. And the truth of that --"
  • (Mandy Moore) "The truth. Where is the truth? Where is the truth, because you've been living a lie and I've been lying to you Jason."
  • (Tom Everett Scott) "Yeah but that doesn't change anything."
  • (Mandy Moore) "How does that not change -- everything?"
  • (Tom Everett Scott) "Because you're here. I think you already made your choice. But if it helps I'll say it. Stop seeing him. Then you and I can get closer. Close enough to spend the rest of our lives together. I knew I had you the day I met you."
  • (Mandy Moore) "How could you know something like that?"
  • (Tom Everett Scott) "Because you were so nervous you laughed like a hyena, in that beautiful polka-dot dress of yours."
  • (Mandy Moore) "Really? I'll tell you one thing though. You did not have me the moment that we met because I'm not even sure I like the fact that your staff talked about you behind your back at the dessert table. And excuse me but truth be told I didn't like anything that you ordered for me on our first date except the calamari. And ok fine, yes, it was nice to not have to think for a change. But who wants someone that doesn't think? Look. And sometimes you laugh when I cry, and you say "huh" when I make perfect sense. And never ever in my life have I burnt a chocolate suffle until now, and that in and of itself -- oh my god. Should have told me I don't feel like myself around you. And I would have decided that. A long time ago if it weren't for my mother. Because who wants someone who laughs like a hyena in a polka dot dress that my mother made me buy."
  • (Tom Everett Scott) "I love that dress."
  • (Mandy Moore) "Take her out."
  • (Mandy Moore) "See that's the fun of the Tuna Pasta Toss. Because it's fun and it's easy. And when you're cooking for one, it's really important to look forward to the end result. You know?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "What if you want to make it for two?"
  • (Mandy Moore) "It's a little bit more complicated, but I think it can be done. Um -- I see some of you have already gone ahead and added your carrots and your pickled relish and remember that some people like dill."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Even before I met you I had an instinct about you. Once I saw you were a woman with profound static cling I wanted to be that force around you."
  • (Mandy Moore) "Personally I love dill. I think it's not used enough and very underated, sorta like mayonaisse and I also really love olive oil for tuna."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "I love that when I breathe you in you smell like cake batter. And I love that you have this insane way of talking in circles that makes perfect sense."
  • (Mandy Moore) "I do? Cause sometimes I feel like nobody understands me. But --"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Me. I get you."
  • (Cooking Class Student) "That's wonderful, but you know my bladder is about to pop."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Can you hold it for a minute?"
  • (Mandy Moore) "I'm sorry, I'm sorry guys. Where were we? With the tuna pasta and the tuna noodle doodles. And the tuna sandwhiches, tuna --"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "I love your eyes. I even love -- your mother."

Ty Panitz as Lionel

  • (Ty Panitz) "You have a vagina."

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