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Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice Quotes

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Bob &amp completed its run in 1970.

It features Larry Tucker (screenwriter) as producer, Quincy Jones in charge of musical score, and Charles Lang as head of cinematography.

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice is 101 minutes long. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Elliott Gould as Ted Henderson, Dyan Cannon as Alice Henderson, Donald F. Muhich as Psychiatrist, and Natalie Wood as Carol Sanders.

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice Quotes

Dyan Cannon as Alice Henderson

  • (Dyan Cannon) "He wanted to know why I had a tee-tee --"
  • (Donald F. Muhich) "Pardon me? I don't know what a tee-tee is."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "A vagina."
  • (Donald F. Muhich) "Oh, it's a pet expression of yours."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "Yes, you know words: tee-tee, tinkle, po-po, wee-wee, kee-kee, poo-poo."
  • (Donald F. Muhich) "I had never heard tee-tee before."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "What expression do you use with your children?"
  • (Donald F. Muhich) "Vagina."
  • (Dyan Cannon) "Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part?"
  • (Elliott Gould) "Yeah."

Elliott Gould as Ted Henderson

  • (Elliott Gould) "First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett."

Donald F. Muhich as Psychiatrist

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Natalie Wood as Carol Sanders

  • (Natalie Wood) "My DARLING, you did NOT cheat, you TOLD me about it. If you HADN'T told me about it, THAT would have been cheating."

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