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Bye Bye Birdie (film) Quotes

Bye Bye Birdie (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bye Bye Birdie stopped airing in 1970.

It features Fred Kohlmar as producer, Johnny Green in charge of musical score, and Joseph F. Biroc as head of cinematography.

Bye Bye Birdie (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bye Bye Birdie (film) is 112 minutes long. Bye Bye Birdie (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Paul Lynde as Harry McAfee, Mary LaRoche as Doris McAfee, Janet Leigh as Rose DeLeon, Dick Van Dyke as Albert Peterson, Maureen Stapleton as Mae Peterson, Bryan Russell as Randolph MacAfee, Ann-Margret as Kim McAfee, Gregory Morton as Borov, Ben Astar as Ballet manager, and Bobby Rydell as Hugo Peabody.

Bye Bye Birdie (film) Quotes

Maureen Stapleton as Mae Peterson

  • (Maureen Stapleton) "Kids. Never once appreciate how I sacrificed. Working, slaving, scrimping, saving pennies -- and livin' with your father."
  • (Maureen Stapleton) "Goodbye, Rosie."
  • (Janet Leigh) "Goodbye, Mae."
  • (Maureen Stapleton) "Call me Mrs. Peterson."
  • (Maureen Stapleton) "I got maybe one tenth a normal heart"
  • (Maureen Stapleton) "Now, don't try to pay me back, son. I forgive you. So what if you're an ingrate? So long as you're happy."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "I don't wanna be happy."
  • (Maureen Stapleton) "Could you move over one, please?"

Dick Van Dyke as Albert Peterson

  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Oh one last kiss -- there never was such bliss -- I love your dentifrice."

Mary LaRoche as Doris McAfee

  • (Mary LaRoche) "Randolph, your father's warned you. If you make another bomb, you'll get spanked."
  • (Mary LaRoche) "You know these adolescents. Kim'll lose face."
  • (Paul Lynde) "And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll --"
  • (Mary LaRoche) "Tell me, Mrs. Peterson, what does your husband do?"
  • (Maureen Stapleton) "I don't know, he's dead."

Paul Lynde as Harry McAfee

  • (Paul Lynde) "That's my favorite brand."
  • (Paul Lynde) "No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em."
  • (Paul Lynde) "You dare defy your mother?"
  • (Ann-Margret) "Well, it's my hair."
  • (Paul Lynde) "Not till you're 21."

Janet Leigh as Rose DeLeon

  • (Janet Leigh) "I must be the prized dope of all-time -- thinking I could pry you away from your mama's ever-lovin' tentacles."
  • (Janet Leigh) "Boy meets girl, boy looses girl, boy gets mother. Yeesh."
  • (Janet Leigh) "Everything is Rosie -- cha-cha-cha. 'Cause my name is Rosie -- si si si."
  • (Janet Leigh) "Well we could sure use the money. Any day now we'll have another mouth to feed."
  • (Unnamed) "Rosie, you're not even married."
  • (Janet Leigh) "His mother."

Ann-Margret as Kim McAfee

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Ben Astar as Ballet manager

  • (Ben Astar) "This ballet has historic significance. It was performed the same day as the funeral of the Tzar. Lenin himself made the arrangement."
  • (Dick Van Dyke) "Lenin arranged music?"
  • (Ben Astar) "No, funerals."
  • (Ben Astar) "Who sent you here, Senator Goldwater?"

Bryan Russell as Randolph MacAfee

  • (Bryan Russell) "I respect ya, Papa."
  • (Paul Lynde) "I don't want your respect. Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?"

Bobby Rydell as Hugo Peabody

  • (Bobby Rydell) "You don't know how to live? You'd get pinned if you could."

Gregory Morton as Borov

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