Cars 2 Quotes

Cars 2 is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Cars 2 ended in 1970.

It features Denise Ream as producer, Michael Giacchino in charge of musical score, and Jeremy Lasky as head of cinematography.

Cars 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Cars 2 is 106 minutes long. Cars 2 is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Franco Nero as Uncle Topolino, Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen, Vanessa Redgrave as Mama Topolino, John Turturro as Francesco Bernoulli, Larry the Cable Guy as Mater, Emily Mortimer as Holley Shiftwell, Michael Caine as Finn McMissile, Guido Quaroni as Guido, Tony Shalhoub as Luigi, Joe Mantegna and Peter Jacobson as Grem, Thomas Kretschmann as Professor Zundapp, Bonnie Hunt as Sally, Jason Isaacs as Leland Turbo, Thomas Kretschmann as Professor Z, Lewis Hamilton as Lewis Hamilton, Jeff Gordon as Jeff Gorvette, Paul Dooley as Sarge, Lloyd Sherr as Fillmore, John Ratzenberger as Mack, Bruce Campbell as Rod 'Torque' Redline, Brad Lewis as Acer, and Lewis Hamilton as Lemon.

Cars 2 Quotes

Larry the Cable Guy as Mater

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Hey, Guido, what's McQueen's usual?"
• (Guido Quaroni) "How am I supposed to know?"
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Perfect. I'll take two."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "I call this move "what I accidentally did to my friend Luigi"."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) ""By the time you read this, I'll be safely on an airplane flying home. I'm so sorry for what I did -- ""
• (Owen Wilson) "" -- I don't want to be the cause of you losing any more races. I want you to go prove to the world what I already know: that you are the greatest race car in the whole wide world. Your best friend, Mater.""
• (Owen Wilson) "I didn't really want him to leave."
• (Tony Shalhoub) "Wait, there's more here --"
• (Tony Shalhoub) ""P.S. Please tell the hotel I didn't mean to order that movie. I thought it was just a preview and I didn't realize I was paying for it.""
• (Tony Shalhoub) ""P.P.S. That's funny right there.""
• (Tony Shalhoub) ""P.P -- " There's a few more pages of P.S.'s here."
• (Owen Wilson) "Well, at least I know if he's at home, he'll be safe."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Wow. I can't believe they renamed the Piston Cup after our very own Doc Hudson."
• (Owen Wilson) "I know Doc said these things were just old cups, but to have someone else win it just didn't feel right, you know?"
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Well, Doc would've been real proud of you. That's for sure."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "You know, I always wanted to be a spy."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Listen fellas -- I know what you're goin' through. Many have been laughin' and makin' fun of my my whole life. But becoming rich and powerful beyond your wildest dreams ain't gonna make ya feel better."
• (Lewis Hamilton) "Yeah, but it's worth a shot."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "I'll have some of that there pistachio ice cream."
• (Unnamed) "No, no. Wasabi."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Oh, same old, Same old, what's up with you?"

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Do not try the free pistachio ice cream. It done turn."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Oh, for a second there I thought you was trying to fix my dents."
• (Emily Mortimer) "Yes, I was."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Well then, no thank you. I don't get them dents buffed, pulled, filled or painted by nobody. They way too valuble."
• (Emily Mortimer) "Your dents are valuble? Really?"
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "I come by each one of 'em with my best friend Lightning McQueen. I don't fix these. I wanna remember these dents forever."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Now that's a scoop of ice cream."
• (Unnamed) "My condolences."

• (Larry the Cable Guy) "McQueen, they're gonna kill you."

Michael Caine as Finn McMissile

• (Michael Caine) "Now, that's how I like to start the day; you never feel more alive than when you're almost dead."

• (Michael Caine) "Calculate the fastest way to --"
• (Emily Mortimer) "Done."
• (Michael Caine) "Oh, Miss Shiftwell --"
• (Emily Mortimer) "They're standard issue now."
• (Michael Caine) "You kids get all the good hardware."

• (Michael Caine) "I never properly introduced myself: Finn McMissile, British Intelligence."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Tow Mater, average intelligence."

• (Michael Caine) "Mater, what would you say to setting up an informal task force on this one?"
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Wait. What?"
• (Michael Caine) "You obviously have plenty of experience in the field."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Well, yeah, I live right next to one. I don't know, Finn. I ain't exactly been much help to anybody recently."
• (Michael Caine) "You're helping me. Please, Mater."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Well, OK. But you know I'm just a tow truck, right?"
• (Michael Caine) "Right. And I'm just in the import-export business."

• (Michael Caine) "Being killed by a clock. Gives a whole new meaning to "Your time has come"."

• (Michael Caine) "What are you doing?"
• (Emily Mortimer) "Trying to turn back time. If I can just reverse the polarity --"
• (Michael Caine) "Good job. Quick thinking, Holley."

John Ratzenberger as Mack

• (John Ratzenberger) "Oh, these best friend greetings, they get longer every year."

Emily Mortimer as Holley Shiftwell

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Brad Lewis as Acer

• (Brad Lewis) "Finn McMissile? But you're dead."
• (Michael Caine) "Then this shouldn't hurt at all."

Franco Nero as Uncle Topolino

• (Franco Nero) "A wise car hears one word and understands two --"

• (Franco Nero) "You know, back when Guido and Luigi used to work for me, they would fight over everything. They fight over what Ferrari was the best Ferrari; which one of them looked more like a Ferrari. There were even some non-Ferrari fights. So I tell them, "E va bene. It's OK to fight. Everybody fights now and then, especially best friends. But you gotta make up fast. No fight more important than friendship.""

Owen Wilson as Lightning McQueen

• (Owen Wilson) "Oh, it's the Italian Formula car. His name is --"
• (Bonnie Hunt) "Francesco Bernoulli. No wonder there's a crowd."
• (Owen Wilson) "Wait, why do you know his name? And don't say it like that. It's three syllables, not ten."

• (Owen Wilson) "It's official. You're coming to all my races from now on."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Now you're talkin'."

• (Owen Wilson) "Speed. I am speed."
• (John Turturro) "Ha ha ha. Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is TRIPLE speed. "Francesco -- he's triple speed." Ho oh. Francesco likes this McQueen. He's a really getting him into the zone."
• (Owen Wilson) "He is sooo getting beat today --"

• (Owen Wilson) "Look, Mater, we're not in Radiator Springs."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "You're just noticing that? Boy, that jet lag really done a number on you."

Bruce Campbell as Rod 'Torque' Redline

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Thomas Kretschmann as Professor Zundapp

• (Thomas Kretschmann) "Give it up, McMissile."

• (Thomas Kretschmann) "Allinol must be finished for good. McQueen can NOT win the last race. Lightning McQueen must be KILLED."

Jason Isaacs as Leland Turbo

• (Jason Isaacs) "This is agent Leeland Turbo. I have a flash transmission for agent Finn McMissile. Finn, my cover's been compromised. Everything's gone pear-shaped. You won't believe what I've found out here. This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. And no one even knows it exists. Finn, I need backup. But don't call the cavalry, it could blow the operation. And be careful. It's not safe out here."
• (Jason Isaacs) "Transmitting my coords now. Good luck."

Joe Mantegna and Peter Jacobson as Grem

• (Joe Mantegna and Peter Jacobson) "What are you laughing at?"
• (Bruce Campbell) "Well, I was wearing a disguise. You're stuck like that."

John Turturro as Francesco Bernoulli

• (John Turturro) "Ah. Lightning McQueen. Bona seda."
• (Owen Wilson) "Uh, nice to meet you, Francesco."
• (John Turturro) "Yes, nice to meet you too. You are very good looking. Not as good as I thought, but you're good."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "'Scuse me, can I get a picture with you?"
• (John Turturro) "Ah, anything for McQueen's friend."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Miss Sally is gonna flip when she sees this."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend."
• (John Turturro) "Ooh --"
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "She's a big fan of yers."
• (John Turturro) "Hey, she has a-good taste."
• (Owen Wilson) "Well, Mater's prone to exaggeration; I wouldn't say she's a "big fan"."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "You're right. She's a HUGE fan. She goes on and on about your open wheels here."
• (Owen Wilson) "Well, mentioning it once doesn't qualify as going "on and on"."
• (John Turturro) "Francesco is familiar with this -- reaction to Francesco. Women respect a car that has a-nothing to hide."
• (Owen Wilson) "Yeah, uh --"

Tony Shalhoub as Luigi

• (Tony Shalhoub) "Guido, look. Ferraris AND tires. Let's go."
• (Owen Wilson) "Oh ho ho. Look at this. Okay, now Mater, remember; best behavior."
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "You got it, buddy. Hey. What's that?"
• (Owen Wilson) "No, Mater."
• (Lewis Hamilton) "Hey, McQueen. Over here."
• (Owen Wilson) "Lewis."
• (Lewis Hamilton) "Hey, man."
• (Owen Wilson) "Jeff."
• (Jeff Gordon) "Hey, Lightning. Can you believe this party?"
• (Larry the Cable Guy) "Hey. you done good, you got all the leaves."
• (Jeff Gordon) "Check out that tow truck."
• (Lewis Hamilton) "Man, I wonder who that guy's with."
• (Owen Wilson) "Uh, heh heh. Will you guys excuse me for one little second?"

Bonnie Hunt as Sally

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Paul Dooley as Sarge

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