Crank: High Voltage Quotes

Crank: High Voltage is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Crank: High Voltage ended in 1970.

It features Gary Lucchesi; Tom Rosenberg; Skip Williamson, and Richard Wright as producer, Mike Patton in charge of musical score, and Brandon Trost as head of cinematography.

Crank: High Voltage is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Crank: High Voltage is 96 minutes long. Crank: High Voltage is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Julanne Chidi Hill as Chico, Art Hsu as Johnny Vang, Jason Statham as Chev Chelios, Dwight Yoakam as Doc Miles, Efren Ramirez as Venus, Bai Ling as Ria, Keone Young as Don Kim, Geri Halliwell as Karen Chelios, David Carradine as Poon Dong, Corey Haim as Randy, Jose Pablo Cantillo as Ricky Verona, and John de Lancie as Fish Halman.

Crank: High Voltage Quotes

Keone Young as Don Kim

• (Keone Young) "You know what you are, Chev Chelios?"
• (Jason Statham) "Tell me."
• (Keone Young) "You -- are a s*** magnet."

• (Keone Young) "Your friend has the gay condition."

Geri Halliwell as Karen Chelios

• (Geri Halliwell) "I tried to give him Ritalin, but --"
• (Talk Show Host) "Chev?"
• (Young Chev) "I sold it."

• (Talk Show Host) "Tell me what he's like when he's at home."
• (Geri Halliwell) "When he's home, he's like a ghost. He plays those video games; all day, all night."
• (Talk Show Host) "Video games."
• (Geri Halliwell) "All day."
• (Talk Show Host) "And you let him do that? Well, you did buy the games for him, yeah?"
• (Geri Halliwell) "Of course. Why should I deny my son?"

Jason Statham as Chev Chelios

• (Jason Statham) "Massive homo c***."

• (Jason Statham) "What is that? What kind of sick freak carries around something like this in a box? I am shocked to my f***in' core. You have got some big problems, motherf***er. What the f*** is that?"

• (Jason Statham) "Why do we keep going on like this, Ricky? Hurting each other?"
• (Jose Pablo Cantillo) "Water --"
• (Jason Statham) "H20? Coming right up."

• (Jason Statham) "Who's got my f***ing strawberry tart?"

• (Chinese Doctor 1) "How long can we keep him alive?"
• (Chinese Doctor 2) "Maybe long time.He die hard with a vengeance."
• (Chinese Doctor 1) "Big Boss need to harvest his cornucopia of organs for later. Lungs,pancreas,bladder --"
• (Chinese Doctor 2) "What comes out next?"
• (Chinese Doctor 1) "Boss gave specific order."
• (Jason Statham) "f*** that."

• (Jason Statham) "Just juice me."

• (Jason Statham) "You pair of sausage nigels. How do you sleep at night?"

• (Jason Statham) "Where's my f***ing pumper?"

• (Jason Statham) "Alright, Chow Mein. Who do you work for?"
• (Shot Gun Triad) "f*** you, Chelios."
• (Jason Statham) "f***ing grunt."
• (Jason Statham) "You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate. Now I'm going to ask you this question one time. Who's got my f***ing strawberry tart?"
• (Jason Statham) "Capische?"
• (Jason Statham) "J-j-j-j-just spit the f***ing name out."
• (Shot Gun Triad) "Johnny Vang."
• (Jason Statham) "Johnny f***ing Vang? Johnny f***ing Vang? Good boy. Where?"
• (Shot Gun Triad) "Cypress Social Club."
• (Jason Statham) "Cypress-Cypress Social Club? Now you're sure about that, ain't ya?"
• (Jason Statham) "Good boy. Thanks for coming. Now you can keep that."

• (Jason Statham) "A man who calls himself The Ferret."
• (Efren Ramirez) "El Huron."
• (Jason Statham) "You know him?"
• (Efren Ramirez) "No. It means The Ferret in Spanish."

• (Long Beach Nose Punch Triad) "Lost?"
• (Jason Statham) "Nope."

• (Jason Statham) "Chicken and broccoli."

• (Jason Statham) "I lost the belt battery, doc."
• (Dwight Yoakam) "How long ago?"
• (Jason Statham) "Over an hour."
• (Dwight Yoakam) "Jesus Christ, that's not f***ing possible Chevy. You should be dead -- fine, nevermind."

• (Low Rider #1) "Damn, dog. You good, ese?"
• (Jason Statham) "Tiger f***ing Woods. Never better. Greatest day of my f***ing life."

• (Jason Statham) "f***ing useless."
• (Efren Ramirez) "Yeah? Well, you ain't no Ralph Macchio yourself, Chev."

• (Jason Statham) "Terrific race."
• (Jason Statham) "That's a great horse, mate."
• (Hollywood Park Guy) "What the f***, man? What the f***?"
• (Jason Statham) "You did it. Mate, that was all you."

Bai Ling as Ria

• (Bai Ling) "You need me like Whitney Houston dude."

• (Bai Ling) "This dude my Kevin Costner. He going to beat you off."
• (Cypress Triad Hood #1) "What?"
• (Jason Statham) "Where's Johnny Vang?"
• (Cypress Triad Hood #1) "You looking to get your ass killed dawg?"
• (Bai Ling) "You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass."
• (Jason Statham) "Wrong expression."

• (Bai Ling) "No f***y sucky for you asshole."

• (Bai Ling) "You want sticky me?"

• (Bai Ling) "You are my shiny lunch box."

• (Bai Ling) "Who the f*** crack bitch? -- Take your slutty paws off my handsome."

• (Bai Ling) "What the f***? I'm clean like baby."
• (Jason Statham) "What's that? f***ing c***-a-nese?"

David Carradine as Poon Dong

• (David Carradine) "Hey, I got five dollars says you blow me for twenty bucks."

Efren Ramirez as Venus

• (Efren Ramirez) "You're Chev Chelios, right? The sickest, most wicked-ist motherf***er that ever vaporized motherf***ers in cold-blood, right?"
• (Jason Statham) "Yeah, that's me."

Dwight Yoakam as Doc Miles

• (Dwight Yoakam) "Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?"

• (Dwight Yoakam) "Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch"."

Art Hsu as Johnny Vang

• (Chinese Doctor 1) "Get your cigarette out of here asshole. We're operating."
• (Art Hsu) "So sorry."
• (Chinese Doctor 1) "f*** your mother. I let boss know you s*** in Superman's stomach. Dumb ass."
• (Art Hsu) "I said I was sorry."

• (Art Hsu) "You can't look in that box."

Corey Haim as Randy

• (Corey Haim) "You want me to drop the hammer?"

John de Lancie as Fish Halman

• (John de Lancie) "In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the event I'm reporting, and yet corroborated by at least a dozen eye witnesses. A white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today, landed in the middle of a busy intersection, destroying one vehicle and hospitalising its elderly driver,and then was removed from the scene even before emergency personnel could respond. Without a body the police have yet to piece together the events of the day.It can only be described as implausible. Reports of a second body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bulls*** they most likely are."

Julanne Chidi Hill as Chico

• (Julanne Chidi Hill) "You like sushi, Chinese man?"
• (Art Hsu) "That's Japanese, El Torito. Chinese don't eat that s***."

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