Derailed (2005 film) Quotes

Derailed (2005 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Derailed ended in 1970.

It features Lorenzo di Bonaventura as producer, Ed Shearmur in charge of musical score, and Peter Biziou as head of cinematography.

Derailed (2005 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Derailed (2005 film) is 106 minutes long. Derailed (2005 film) is distributed by The Weinstein Company (U.S.).

The cast includes: Rza as Winston Boyko, Clive Owen as Charles Schine, Vincent Cassel as Philippe LaRoche, Giancarlo Esposito as Detective Church, Tom Conti as Eliot Firth, Melissa George as Deanna Schine, Xzibit as Dexter, and Addison Timlin as Amy Schine.

Derailed (2005 film) Quotes

Vincent Cassel as Philippe LaRoche

• (Vincent Cassel) "Man, you ended up in the wrong prison, Charlie."
• (Clive Owen) "LaRoche --"
• (Vincent Cassel) "Yeah?"
• (Clive Owen) "I CHOSE this prison."

• (Vincent Cassel) "I loved her, Charlie, when you just wanted to f*** her."

• (Vincent Cassel) "You ever get a little sidetracked, Charlie?"

• (Vincent Cassel) "Here comes the championship f***."

• (Vincent Cassel) "Oh. Well, from what Charles told me, that thug had a jump on him from the very start. This is crazy. You never had a chance, did you?"
• (Clive Owen) "Oh, I'm gonna get him back."
• (Melissa George) "You're not getting anyone back. You have a family."
• (Vincent Cassel) "You're so right, Deanna. So right. You want to protect your family, 'cause at the end of the day, this is the most important thing in the whole world."

• (Vincent Cassel) "Always chain your door in a place like this."
• (Vincent Cassel) "But hey, thanks for the invite."

Clive Owen as Charles Schine

• (Lucinda Harris) "You're kinda funny, aren't you?"
• (Clive Owen) "You're an easy crowd."

• (Clive Owen) "How'd you get this number?"
• (Vincent Cassel) "That's it. Keep thinking like that. How did I get your cell number? It isn't listed, is it?"
• (Clive Owen) "You called my wife?"
• (Vincent Cassel) "Ah, no. Guess again. Okay, I'll give you a clue. On this phone, it's speed dial number eight. Hospital one, doctor two. You're number EIGHT."
• (Vincent Cassel) "You don't even rate in the top five. How does that feel, Charlie?"

• (Clive Owen) "She's a bitch."
• (Tom Conti) "She's the worst kind of bitch -- she actually has a point."

• (Clive Owen) "I got all kinds of guilt."

• (Clive Owen) "I'll bet you $20 that I can kiss you without ever touching your lips."
• (Lucinda Harris) "Kiss me?"
• (Clive Owen) "Without touching."
• (Lucinda Harris) "How?"
• (Clive Owen) "What do you mean, how? That's the bet."
• (Lucinda Harris) "Okay. Let me see the twenty."
• (Clive Owen) "Worth every penny."

• (Clive Owen) "Please, just take the money."
• (Vincent Cassel) "Chuck, I already took your money. You see this? This was your money, and I took it. Now it's mine."

• (Clive Owen) "I need to use the bathroom."
• (Unnamed) "I'll alert the media."

Rza as Winston Boyko

• (Rza) "Hey Chaz, you know what my favorite song is? "Get Money", B.I.G, Lil' Kim. My favorite artists, Eddie Money, Al Green and Johnny motherf***in' Cash, baby. Oh, lemme tell you, my favorite Reverends, Frederick Price and Creflo Dollar."
• (Clive Owen) "Yes, Winston. I have your money."
• (Rza) "Who's talking money here, Chaz? Just trying to make conversation, man."

• (Rza) "Hey Chaz, you feeling ok?"
• (Clive Owen) "Yeah, I'm ok."
• (Rza) "You sure? You look like you comin' down with that bug or somethin'."
• (Clive Owen) "It's nothing."
• (Rza) "Nothing? That's what Dick Lumberg said."
• (Clive Owen) "Who's Dick Lumberg?"
• (Rza) "Nobody. That mother f***er's dead."

• (Rza) "First he lures you in with 20 grand. Most folks like you could pull together 20 grand if you had to, right? You think, 20 grand, bong, and he's gone right? Nah. It's not about that. First he wanna see if you're the kind of asshole who pays. Then after that --"
• (Rza) "-- slap the big dick on you, hit you for the real cheese, the big bucks. That's what this game is all about, Chaz."

Addison Timlin as Amy Schine

• (Addison Timlin) "Bye. See you guys later."
• (Melissa George) "Okay, sweetheart."

Giancarlo Esposito as Detective Church

• (Giancarlo Esposito) "You brought that shank in with you, it's pre-meditated murder. Law don't care who you kill."
• (Giancarlo Esposito) "I guess the law didn't care much for Winston, either."

Xzibit as Dexter

• (Xzibit) "So you write commercials, huh?"
• (Clive Owen) "Yeah."
• (Xzibit) "I made this demo for this coffee commercial this one time. It was a fine piece of music."
• (Clive Owen) "Really?"
• (Xzibit) "Yeah."
• (Clive Owen) "What'd they say?"
• (Xzibit) "They said people who drink coffee don't like rap."
• (Clive Owen) "That's ridiculous."
• (Xzibit) "That's what I said."

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