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Dorkus Quotes

Dorkus is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Dorkus completed its run in 1970.

Dorkus Quotes

  • (Chanel #3) "Oh my God, she looks like Jason Voorhees."
  • (Chanel Oberlin) "No, Jason was deformed since, like, birth. She looks like Freddy Krueger."
  • (Chanel #3) "No, Jason Voorhees. He's all disfigured from that toxic waste that got splashed in his face."
  • (Chanel Oberlin) "What movie are you even referring to?"
  • (Chanel #3) "Jason Goes to Hell."
  • (Chanel Oberlin) "That's the only Friday the 13th movie you've seen?"
  • (Melanie Dorkus) "I'm right here."
  • (Chanel Oberlin) "We already know who the killer is, it's Boone. If we don't want him to kill us, we just have to avoid places where gay people go. So -- like behind every Bennigan's."
  • (Wes Gardner) "Cathy, that was the best sex of my life. I'm not joking."
  • (Dean Cathy Munsch) "Well, uh -- Seeing as you remained celibate for a full 18 years and then decided to re-pop your cherry with the most mentally ill woman on campus, I'm gonna take that with a grain of salt."
  • (Wes Gardner) "I never knew sex could be like that. I mean, at first I was like, "Wow, she's being really loud. Are the neighbors gonna call the police?" And then I was like, "Wow, now I'm being really loud. Why am I screaming so much? They're definitely gonna call the police." And then I just stunned at how flexible you are. I thought you had to be a gymnast to get both feet behind your head."

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