Flushed Away Quotes

Flushed Away is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Flushed Away ended its run in 1970.

It features Cecil Kramer as producer, and Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score.

Flushed Away is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Flushed Away is 84 minutes long. Flushed Away is distributed by Paramount Picturesref 1 and 1.

The cast includes: Kate Winslet as Rita, Andy Serkis as Spike, Bill Nighy as Whitey, Ian McKellen as Toad, Hugh Jackman as Roddy, Jean Reno as Le Frog, Hugh Jackman as Crowd, Bill Nighy as Tex, Shane Richie as Sid, and Rachel Rawlinson as Tabitha.

Flushed Away Quotes

Ian McKellen as Toad

• (Tadpole) "Is it the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, dad?"
• (Ian McKellen) "Anything for you, my little man."
• (Tadpole) "Can I have a pony?"
• (Ian McKellen) "No."
• (Tadpole) "A puppy?"
• (Ian McKellen) "We'll talk about it."
• (Tadpole) "Can we talk about it now?"
• (Ian McKellen) "No."
• (Ian McKellen) "No, you can't all have puppies. Please, daddy's working."

• (Ian McKellen) "You find my pain funny?"
• (Jean Reno) "I find everyone's pain funny but my own. I'm French."

• (Ian McKellen) "Prepare to meet you maker. Your -- "ice maker"."
• (Bill Nighy) "Hah hah, makes me laugh every time, that one."

• (Ian McKellen) "At last, it's mine."
• (Jean Reno) "Just take it."

• (Ian McKellen) "You find my pain amusing?"
• (Jean Reno) "I find everyone's pain amusing, except my own -- I'm French."

• (Ian McKellen) "Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise."
• (Jean Reno) "Oh please not the scrapbook again."
• (Ian McKellen) "My memoirs, volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth."
• (Jean Reno) "Oh mon dieu."
• (Ian McKellen) "Of all the pets in Buckingham palace, young prince charles fancied me the best, we would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad."
• (Jean Reno) "Your going to make me throw up."
• (Ian McKellen) "We were inseparable until -- it arrived THAT RAT, while the poor boys head was turned, I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair."
• (Jean Reno) "I know I know you were flushed away down the loo right? boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible"
• (Jean Reno) "."
• (Ian McKellen) "You find my pain funny?"
• (Jean Reno) "I find everyones pain funny but my own, I'm French."
• (Ian McKellen) "Just get that cable."

• (Fly) "He's a mad man. Run away, run --"
• (Ian McKellen) "Pardon me, my fly's undone."

• (Ian McKellen) "You wretched vermin. I'll make you pay for this."
• (Jean Reno) "Ah, give it a rest, cousin -- and get your kids a puppy."

• (Ian McKellen) "You are late."
• (Jean Reno) "Fashionably late my warty English cousin. I know no other way."

• (Ian McKellen) "Huzzah, a man of quality."

Bill Nighy as Whitey

• (Bill Nighy) "Keep your legs straight."

• (Bill Nighy) "It's just that curry you had last night, Spike. I'm the same, I've got a bum like the Japanese flag."

• (Bill Nighy) "Oh, I love a happy ending."
• (Andy Serkis) "Oh, you've gone soft. I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence."

• (Bill Nighy) "So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff."

• (Bill Nighy) "The booty's in the booty."

• (Bill Nighy) "Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous."
• (Andy Serkis) "Danger is my middle name."
• (Bill Nighy) "I thougth it was Lesley."

• (Bill Nighy) "Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball. Pick up the ball. Aw, these Brits don't know the first thing about football."

Hugh Jackman as Roddy

• (Hugh Jackman) "Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this?"
• (Kate Winslet) "Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Thank you."
• (Kate Winslet) "Just look how nicely he's dressed."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Ah, thank you."
• (Kate Winslet) "And why? Because he's an international jewel thief."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Precisely -- What? No, no."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Maybe I can make it up to you?"
• (Kate Winslet) "Get stuffed."

• (Hugh Jackman) "After a hard day navigating the sewer pipes, there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath."

• (Rita's Dad) "Wave. Wave."
• (Hugh Jackman) "England."
• (Rita's Dad) "No. Giant wave."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Roddy St. James saves the day."

• (Take Out) "Ha Chin Chinese takeout."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman. She's got crayons."
• (Take Out) "One chicken chow mein. With wonton?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "No, crayons."
• (Take Out) "No wonton. You want rice? Fried or white?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Fried. No, wait."
• (Take Out) "You want wonton or what?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Cancel that order."

• (Hugh Jackman) "And who might you be, little chap?"
• (Shocky) "They call me Shocky."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Why do they call you that?"
• (Shocky) "Shocky."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Ohh. Yes, got it."

• (Hugh Jackman) "Ice cold Rita / Never did I meet a / Girl who's half so cruel / I offered her a jewel / But she left me stuck / Stranded on a duck / What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy -- Me. / That's Roddy St. James of Kensington."
• (Unnamed) "Poor, poor Roddy / Flushed down his own potty / Rita, can't you find it in your heart -- to help him?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "How mean can one rat be? / Ice cold Rita / Won't you be sweeter to me?"

• (Hugh Jackman) "Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander."
• (Andy Serkis) "Rita, Rita, Rita."
• (Andy Serkis) "Thought you could give us the slip?"
• (Andy Serkis) "What are you looking at? Keep still. Come on, then. Right. Who have we got here?"
• (Bill Nighy) "I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander."

Andy Serkis as Spike

• (Andy Serkis) "Keep your legs straight when you hit the water."
• (Bill Nighy) "I kept me legs straight, Spike."

• (Andy Serkis) "All right, all right. It's time to bring out -- the Persuader."
• (Andy Serkis) "Your choice, mate. You can talk now, or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?"
• (Andy Serkis) "Yes, in a much higher voice."

• (Andy Serkis) "Bingo."
• (Bill Nighy) "Scrabble. Heh."

• (Andy Serkis) "Ohhh, Whitey."
• (Bill Nighy) "I saw an opportunity, and I took it."

• (Thimblenose Ted) "Hey guys, I just had a tipoff. They're heading west, to Kensington."
• (Andy Serkis) "Bingo."
• (Bill Nighy) "Scrabble."
• (Andy Serkis) "Enough games. To the Ratmobiles."

• (Andy Serkis) "Blimy, it's cold."
• (Bill Nighy) "That's why I wore me mittens."
• (Andy Serkis) "Wha -- Hitmen don't wear mittens. Take them off. You're embarrasing me."
• (Bill Nighy) "It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much."
• (Kate Winslet) "What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby."
• (Hugh Jackman) "I haven't got your ruby."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby."

• (Andy Serkis) "They're small but these are lethal weapons, these are."
• (Bill Nighy) "You got your mother's hands."

Kate Winslet as Rita

• (Kate Winslet) "This is quite tasty."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Thanks. I don't think it's too bad, considering I only had an apple, four raisins and a box of rice."
• (Kate Winslet) "Rice?"
• (Unnamed) "What's that urge from deep inside? / The need to hurl won't be denied / That isn't rice, that's maggots you're eating."
• (Unnamed) "Larva, larva, larva --"
• (Hugh Jackman) "Well. That explains why it all ran to one side when I put salt in it."

• (Kate Winslet) "We Malones never go back on our word."

• (Liam) "He's gonna steal your boat."
• (Kate Winslet) "He won't steal my boat."
• (Liam) "He's stealing your boat."
• (Kate Winslet) "He isn't stealing --"
• (Liam) "He stole your boat."
• (Kate Winslet) "What?"
• (Liam) "He's like Robin Hood in reverse."

• (Kate Winslet) "It's impossible."
• (Hugh Jackman) "/ENGLAND/ is winning. ANYTHING'S possible."

• (Kate Winslet) "Real."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Fake."
• (Kate Winslet) "Real."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Fake."
• (Kate Winslet) "Real."
• (Hugh Jackman) "Fake."
• (Kate Winslet) "REAL."

Jean Reno as Le Frog

• (Jean Reno) "To action."
• (Unnamed) "We surrender."
• (Jean Reno) "Not that action, you idiots. The kung-fu thing."

• (Jean Reno) "You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and your chips and fish."

• (Jean Reno) "You will pay for this, my little chocolate croissant."

• (Jean Reno) "He's cuckoo, but family."

• (Jean Reno) "We leave immediately."
• (Henchfrog #1) "What about supper?"
• (Jean Reno) "We leave in five hours."

• (Jean Reno) "We leave immediately."
• (Unnamed) "What about dinner?"
• (Jean Reno) "We leave -- in five hours."

• (Jean Reno) "This bizarre obsession with rats; it is not good for you. You are becoming what we French call "le fruitcake.""

Shane Richie as Sid

• (Shane Richie) "You were going to flush me down the loo."
• (Hugh Jackman) "No, no, no. It's a big jacuzzi, the deluxe model."
• (Shane Richie) "Well then, you won't mind if I get the bubbles going, will ya?"
• (Hugh Jackman) "No, not the lever. Have mercy. No. No. I can't swim."
• (Shane Richie) "Bon voyage, me old cream cracker. Hold your nose."
• (Hugh Jackman) "No, no, no. You can't do this."
• (Shane Richie) "You were going to try and flush me? Let's see how you like it."

• (Shane Richie) "Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons."

• (Shane Richie) "I'll be seeing you my friend."

• (Shane Richie) "You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?"

Rachel Rawlinson as Tabitha

• (Rachel Rawlinson) "Roddy. I brought you a new friend."
• (Shane Richie) "Aah."

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