Gone (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

Gone (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Gone ended in 1970.

Gone (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "You know, I know what that looks like, but I-I swear it's not what it looks like. It's magic weed. It's not mine."

• (Unnamed) "We're not killers, we're crime lords."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Like-like Lex Luthor. He's always trying to take over Metropolis, but he doesn't kill Superman."
• (Unnamed) "Because it's Superman's book, you moron."
• (Unnamed) "But Lex doesn't kill him, does he?"

• (Unnamed) "Ah, ah, ah, this flapjack's not ready to be flipped."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis, like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, did you say --"
• (Unnamed) "Crib. Crib. He said crib. You know kids today and their buggin' street slang."

• (Unnamed) "Spike? What are you doing?"
• (Unnamed) "What am I- -- What does it look like I'm doing, you nit? I'm exercising, aren't I?"
• (Unnamed) "Exercising? Naked? In bed?"
• (Unnamed) "A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta keep fit for killing."
• (Unnamed) "Ya-huh."

• (Unnamed) "I pictured something cooler. More ILM, less Ed Wood."

• (Unnamed) "Sorry. Her clothes are, uh, invisible, too. Buffy, how did this hap- wait a sec, have you been feeling ignored lately?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, ignored. I wish. No, this isn't a Marcie deal. I don't know what happened. I left Main Street after getting my hair cut, and was --"
• (Unnamed) "You cut your hair?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah."
• (Unnamed) "Really? How short?"
• (Unnamed) "Um, about up to here. Well-well, if you could see my hand, it's kind of above my shoulders."
• (Unnamed) "Ahh, that sounds so adorable. I was thinking about getting my hair cut before the wedding --"
• (Unnamed) "Can we get back to freaking out about no-show Buffy? This is serious."

• (Unnamed) "Willow's still a wreck, Dawn's mad at both of us, and the social services lady put me through a wringer. Says she's gonna watch me. I'd like to see her try now."

• (Unnamed) "You penis."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, cheer up, Frodo. Because, thanks to my brains and our mystical gem we got ourselves an invisibility ray. And I'd say that makes us pretty much unstoppable."

• (Unnamed) "We got a lot bigger problems here, bonehead. The Slayer's invisible, now."
• (Unnamed) "He's right. She could be anywhere. Even here, right now, watching, listening to every word we say. For all we know, she could be one of us."
• (Unnamed) "Oh."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, wait, no guys. That isn't true."

• (Unnamed) "So you three have, what -- banded together to be pains in my ass?"
• (Unnamed) "We're your "arch-nemesises-ses"."

• (Unnamed) "Good Godfrey Cambridge, Spike. You still trying to mack on Buffy? Wake up already. Never gonna happen. Only a complete loser would ever hook up with you. Well, unless she's a simpleton like Harmony or a; or a nut sack like Druscilla --"

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