Gray Matters (2006 film) Quotes

Gray Matters (2006 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Gray Matters ended in 1970.

It features Bob Yari; John J. Hermansen; Jill Footlick, and Sue Kramer as producer, Andrew Hollander in charge of musical score, and John Bartley as head of cinematography.

Gray Matters (2006 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Gray Matters (2006 film) is 96 minutes long. Gray Matters (2006 film) is distributed by El Camino Pictures, and Yari Film Group; Freestyle Releasing.

The cast includes: Heather Graham as Gray, Alan Cumming as Gordy, Tom Cavanagh as Sam, Molly Shannon as Carrie, and Sissy Spacek as Dr. Sydney.

Gray Matters (2006 film) Quotes

Heather Graham as Gray

• (Heather Graham) "I have to tell you something and it's not easy. It's really major. I don't know how to say it."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "Why don't you take three short breaths and --"
• (Heather Graham) "-- and one long."
• (Heather Graham) "I'm gay."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "What?"
• (Heather Graham) "As in Marvin."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "What?"
• (Heather Graham) "As in, take the R out of Gray and BINGO."

• (Heather Graham) "Oh, no, because I asked her to marry me."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "What?"

• (Heather Graham) "What can I say? I am a mess."
• (Alan Cumming) "You don't look a mess. You look cute as a button. And buttons aren't messy."
• (Heather Graham) "Well, looks can be deceiving."

• (Unnamed) "Ta-da. I got the champagne -- extra bubbly."
• (Heather Graham) "Oh my God. You didn't answer the door looking like that?"
• (Unnamed) "Hmmm. No wonder the delivery guy didn't want a tip."

• (Heather Graham) "It's like this. For years I thought I was content being single and I wasn't really interested in a relationship. I thought that when Mr. Right came into my life, he just would, he- he wouldn't need some fancy invitation, he would just arrive. And then I realized that it's not Mr. Right I'm waiting for. It's Mrs. Right. And I think I found her. And I kissed her -- and I think she kissed me back. But I'm not sure because I've never kissed a girl before and I'm not sure what the rules are, but I know that I liked it. And I think I like her. Now I feel nauseous again --"

• (Heather Graham) "Please tell me you don't wear stuff like that everyday."

• (Heather Graham) "You don't know what it's like. One day you're one thing and the next day you realize you're something else. I feel like I'm Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz" and I'm in this new land and I want to go home but something is telling me maybe this is my home. Maybe I shouldn't click my heels three times; maybe I should just stay here and be nauseas with the Munchkins."

• (Heather Graham) "I can't do this."
• (Alan Cumming) "Yes, you can."
• (Heather Graham) "Why do I have to do this?"
• (Alan Cumming) "Because you're gay and you have to start behaving like it."

Tom Cavanagh as Sam

• (Tom Cavanagh) "She's the sun, she's the stars, she's the moon."
• (Heather Graham) "You don't even know her. She could be an axe murderer for all you know."

• (Tom Cavanagh) "Just because you're gay and totally in love with my wife doesn't mean we can't work things out."

• (Tom Cavanagh) "What are you doing?"
• (Heather Graham) "I want to die right now. I never want to see another human being as long as I live."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "You're just coming out."
• (Heather Graham) "I am never coming out of this elevator."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "This is probably the biggest revelation of your entire life. It's normal to be going nuts. It's normal."
• (Heather Graham) "I don't feel normal. I'm sick and tired of everyone saying it's normal, it's typical, it's ordinary. I don't feel any of those things."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "Well how do you feel?"
• (Heather Graham) "Lonely."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "Why?"
• (Heather Graham) "Because I'm never going to be able to walk down the street, holding hands with my partner without the rest of the world giving us a look. And me never have the wedding that I once dreamed of and I may never have children. And one day when I die people will never give as much respect to my grieving lover as if she were my husband."
• (Tom Cavanagh) "Gray, it's not as if you made a choice."
• (Heather Graham) "That's what terrifies me. It's so much easier to be someone else."

Molly Shannon as Carrie

• (Molly Shannon) "She's the best. Strong, independent, feisty."
• (Heather Graham) "Who are you talking about?"
• (Molly Shannon) "Who else? Queen Oprah. Oprah, Oprah the great. Oprah, I love her. Do you understand that I'm obsessed with her? I think she is so great that she should start her own religion; that's how much I love her. I love her so much that if she and Stedman couldn't have children and needed a little bit of help, I would surrogate a child for them. That's right. I would have Oprah's baby, that's how much I love her."
• (Heather Graham) "Wauw. That's a lot of love."

• (Molly Shannon) "I quit weight watchers. Can you believe it? I quit. Fergie schmergie. I hate fiber. I like mallomars and if Derek isn't going to love me for the tiny amount of cellulite I have on the back of my thighs then f*** him. Screw that guy. This is the package ok? It's exactly the same under the wrapping. This is the packages, no exchanges, no returns. Right? Why does our society push us to be perpetually uncomfortable with who we are. It's so messed up. Wanna know why?"
• (Molly Shannon) "" Boost your buttocks and thighs. Luscious Liposuction. Flawless face lifts." That's why. Enough is enough. We need to stop letting society and media and our religious leaders delegate who we are. You're amazing and I'm even more amazing and anybody who doesn't get it can screw themselves --"
• (Molly Shannon) "That felt fantastic."

Sissy Spacek as Dr. Sydney

• (Sissy Spacek) "I think we need to talk on level ground. You're not thinking straight."
• (Heather Graham) "No kidding --"

Alan Cumming as Gordy

• (Alan Cumming) "I happen to think you're pretty dandy."

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