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Hancock (film) Quotes

Hancock (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Hancock ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Akiva Goldsman; James Lassiter; Michael Mann (director); Will Smith as producer, John Powell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Tobias A. Schliessler as head of cinematography.

Hancock (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hancock (film) is 92 minutes long. Hancock (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Bateman as Mary Embrey, and Jason Bateman as Ray Embrey.

Hancock (film) Quotes

Jason Bateman as Mary Embrey

  • (Jason Bateman) "Will I get in trouble for that?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets --"
  • (Hancock) "What the hell you pricks looking at?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "What do you think of when you see this?"
  • (Hancock) "Homo."
  • (Jason Bateman) "And this?"
  • (Hancock) "Homo in red."
  • (Jason Bateman) "And this?"
  • (Hancock) "Norwegian homo."
  • (Hancock) "The way you deal with bullies; you take your right foot, bring it right up and catch him in his little piss pump."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You don't have to do that, honey. Okay? Seriously."
  • (Aaron Embrey) "It's a good idea."
  • (Hancock) "You aim straight, make sure he can't use that thing for nothin' but a flap to keep the dust out of his butt crack."
  • (Jason Bateman) "What about you, buddy? You're from another planet, aren't you?"
  • (Hancock) "No man, I'm from Miami."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You didn't come on in, like, a meteor or --"
  • (Hancock) "Nope. Woke up at a hospital, first thing I remember."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Government hospital. Yes? Experimenting on you and --"
  • (Hancock) "No, Ray. Regular old Miami emergency room."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Come on."
  • (Hancock) "Yeah, uh, my skull was fractured. They told me I tried to, uh, stop a mugging."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Somebody knocked you out."
  • (Hancock) "Guess I was a regular guy before and when I woke up, I was changed. Uh, and the hospital nurse tried to put a needle in my arm and it just broke against my skin. And then my skull healed, in, like in an hour. The doctors were astounded and, uh, they wanted to know my story. Just like you. But, uh, I couldn't tell 'em. I don't know who I am."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Amnesia. You know, the blow to the head."
  • (Hancock) "Yeah, well, that's what they figure."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You don't remember anything?"
  • (Hancock) "No. Only thing I had in my pocket was bubble-gum, two movie tickets. Boris Karloff. Uh, Frankenstein. Uh -- But no ID, nothing. I went to sign out. The, uh, nurse asked me for my John Hancock. And, uh -- I actually thought that's who I was."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Right now, there's a DA trying to coming up here and put you in jail."
  • (Hancock) "Bitch can try."
  • (Jason Bateman) "I say you go."
  • (Hancock) "Hmm?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "People take you for granted, you know. We gotta make people miss you. People don't like you, Hancock."
  • (Aaron Embrey) "I do."
  • (Jason Bateman) "My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is -- do you want to hear it?"
  • (Hancock) "No."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think?"
  • (Hancock) "Be careful."
  • (Jason Bateman) "If Ray ever finds out about me, you're dead."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Did he -- just take the whiskey bottle to the bathroom?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Do you want him to kill us all?"
  • (Hancock) "You and I --"
  • (Jason Bateman) "You and I what?"
  • (Hancock) "-- we're the same."
  • (Jason Bateman) "No. I'm stronger."
  • (Hancock) "Really?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Oh yeah."
  • (Hancock) "Who are we?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Gods, angels -- Different cultures call us by different names. Now all of a sudden it's superhero."
  • (Hancock) "Are there more of us?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "There were. They all died. It's just the two of us."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Did you shove a man's head up another man's ass?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "For when they call."
  • (Hancock) "I ain't wearing that, Ray."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Yes, you are."
  • (Hancock) "Oh no, I'm not."
  • (Jason Bateman) "No, you are."
  • (Hancock) "Actually, I'm not Ray."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You think you're not, but you are."
  • (Hancock) "I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube."
  • (Hancock) "I hate to burst your little crazy-lady bubble, but it most not been all that great, 'cause I don't remember you."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Call me crazy one more time."
  • (Hancock) "Cuckoo."
  • (Jason Bateman) "So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job."
  • (Hancock) "What the hell did I have to come for Ray if he's done a good job?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "We broke up decades ago. Long before you were born. He just can't remember."
  • (Jason Bateman) "But you can. Right? You knew? That's something you might want to bring up on the first date, Mary. "I don't like to travel. I'm allergic to cats. I'm immortal." Okay? Those are some of the things you might want to give a little heads-up on."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Whatever we are, we were built in twos, okay? We were drawn to each other. No matter how far I run, he's always there. He finds me. It's physics."
  • (Jason Bateman) "What are you saying? Are you saying you two are fated to be together?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "I've lived for a very long time, Ray. And the one thing I've learned: Fate doesn't decide everything. People get to choose."
  • (Hancock) "And you chose to let me think I was here alone."
  • (Jason Bateman) "I didn't think you'd miss what you didn't remember."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Why were you flying? You were flying, Mary."
  • (Hancock) "Yeah, she was definitely flying."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Okay, I was flying. And I'm very strong as well. It's just the way we are."
  • (Jason Bateman) "We?"
  • (Jason Bateman) "Me and him. It's just us now. All the others paired up and died."
  • (Hancock) "Oh, you didn't say anything about the others paired up, at the trailer."
  • (Jason Bateman) "You were at his trailer."
  • (Jason Bateman) "It's very hard for me to explain."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Great, I'm all ears, Mary."
  • (Hancock) "Me too."
  • (Jason Bateman) "Do me a favor. Just give me and my wife one moment."
  • (Hancock) "Hey, don't -- Don't bring it here, Ray."
  • (Jason Bateman) "The adults are talking, for one second."

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