Henry's Crime Quotes

Henry's Crime is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Henry's Crime ended in 1970.

It features Keanu Reeves, Stephen Hamel, Jordan Schur, David Mimran, and Lemore Syvan as producer, Blake Leyh in charge of musical score, and Paul Cameron (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Henry's Crime is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Henry's Crime is 108 minutes long. Henry's Crime is distributed by Moving Pictures Film and Television, and Maitland Primrose Group.

The cast includes: Vera Farmiga as Julie, James Caan as Max, and Keanu Reeves as Henry Torne.

Henry's Crime Quotes

Keanu Reeves as Henry Torne

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

James Caan as Max

• (James Caan) "Where is your car?"
• (Keanu Reeves) "I don't have a car."
• (James Caan) "You don't have a car?"
• (Keanu Reeves) "I sold it."
• (James Caan) "Well, what is the matter with you?"
• (James Caan) "You come to pick me up and you don't have a car. That is not the way you pick up a person."
• (Keanu Reeves) "Yes, it is. I'm here. I'm picking you up."
• (James Caan) "Look, I really don't know about this. I think I'm making a pretty big mistake."
• (Keanu Reeves) "Look, Max, the bus station's just a short walk."
• (James Caan) "Bus station?"
• (Keanu Reeves) "Don't worry, Max."

• (James Caan) "So last time, um -- I'm sitting there, and um -- the Head of the Board comes and says, "OK, Max, what are you going to do for us this time if we let you out?" I get the old twitch working, and I go -- "Well, um -- I'm going to break into your house and then I'll kill your dog and set the house on fire. Then I'll dance through your garden naked like some mad, crazed werewolf.And I'll bite and I'll mangle and I'll tear the tongue out of everything that's breathing. Then I'll hurl myself into the sky, the ethereal sky, flaming, like God's darkest angel. And I'll explode into a god**** heavenly fireball. Boom. You guys wanna see this? l can't wait. Boom". What? What?"
• (Fellow Prisoner) "You scared the s*** out of me, I tell you."

• (James Caan) "Are you kidding me? This is your plan? An old cartoon in a pissoir?"
• (Keanu Reeves) "It's a start."
• (James Caan) "No, this is 80 years ago. Wait. I tell you what we do. We do it the old-fashioned way."
• (James Caan) "We go in with guns."
• (Keanu Reeves) "No guns."
• (James Caan) "Why?"
• (Keanu Reeves) "Someone could get hurt."
• (James Caan) "That's very sweet of you, Henry."

• (James Caan) "What are you in for?"
• (Keanu Reeves) "Bank robbery."
• (James Caan) "Nice. Clean, simple. I like it."
• (Keanu Reeves) "I didn't do it."
• (James Caan) "No, of course not."

Vera Farmiga as Julie

• (Vera Farmiga) "I just don't want my legacy to be a Buffalato commercial."

• (Vera Farmiga) "Aren't you guys worried about getting caught?"
• (James Caan) "It's kind of a win-win situation for me."
• (Vera Farmiga) "Why?"
• (James Caan) "I like jail."

• (Vera Farmiga) "I'm so glad I ran you over."

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