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House (season 3) Quotes

House is a TV show that first aired in 2006 on Fox Broadcasting Company. House completed its run in 2007.

House lasted 24 episodes.

The cast includes: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. Wilson, and Omar Epps as Dr. Eric Foreman.

House Quotes

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House

  • (Hugh Laurie) "A unicorn isn't a unicorn, it's a donkey with a plunger stuck to its face."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Even a drunk with a flair for the dramatic can tell himself he's an angel."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "We're missing something."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock."
  • (Robert Sean Leonard) "Wait, your 2 o'clock or my 2 o'clock?"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Over there."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Relax, I have just the thing to cheer you up -- we're being sued."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Technology is overrated."
  • (Hugh Laurie) "Everybody lies."

Robert Sean Leonard as Dr. Wilson

  • (Robert Sean Leonard) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Omar Epps) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Allison Cameron) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Robert Chase) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Lawrence Kutner) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Thirteen) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Chris Taub) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Dr. Jeffrey 'Big Love' Cole) "Maybe it's Auto Immune --"
  • (Hugh Laurie) "If someone says Auto Immune, you're fired."

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