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How the Ghosts Stole Christmas Quotes

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . How the Ghosts Stole Christmas stopped airing in 1970.

How the Ghosts Stole Christmas Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Masher."
  • (Unnamed) "Frump."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't show my hole to just anyone."
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you showing it to me ?"
  • (Unnamed) "I think there's a hiding space under the floorboards."
  • (Unnamed) "What are you going to do?"
  • (Unnamed) "There may be somebody trapped under there."
  • (Unnamed) "Mulder, don't."
  • (Unnamed) "I got to get them out."
  • (Unnamed) "Not now."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, you have a gun, right? Rationally, you've been in much more dangerous situations. I was half right."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, my God."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Scully -- Look at this."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a woman. Mulder, it looks like they were shot to death."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "You know what's weird?"
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mulder, she's wearing my outfit."
  • (Unnamed) "How embarrassing."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, you know what? He's wearing yours."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh -- Scully --"
  • (Unnamed) "That's us."
  • (Unnamed) "Mulder -- None of that really happened out there tonight -- That was all in our heads, right?"
  • (Unnamed) "It must have been."
  • (Unnamed) "Mmm. Not that, uh, my only joy in life is proving you wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "When have you proved me wrong?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- Why else would you want me out there with you?"
  • (Unnamed) "You didn't want to be there? Oh, that's, um -- That's self-righteous and -- narcissistic of me to say, isn't it?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, I mean -- Maybe I did want to be out there with you."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, um -- I know we said that we weren't going to exchange gifts but, uh -- I got you -- a little something."
  • (Unnamed) "Mulder --"
  • (Unnamed) "Merry Christmas."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I got you a little something, too."
  • (Unnamed) "I almost gave up on you."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry. Checkout lines were worse than rush-hour on the 95. If I heard "Silent Night" one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages."
  • (Unnamed) "Mulder."
  • (Unnamed) "Shhh. What was that?"
  • (Unnamed) "These are tricks that the mind plays. They are ingrained clichés from a thousand different horror films. When we hear a sound, we get a chill, we, we- we see a shadow and we allow ourselves to imagine something that an otherwise rational person would discount out of hand."
  • (Unnamed) "The whole, Mulder- the whole idea of a benevolent entity fits perfectly with what I'm saying, that, I mean, that a spirit would materialize or return for no other purpose than to show itself is silly and ridiculous. I mean, what it really shows is how silly and ridiculous we have become in believing such things. I mean that -- that we can ignore all natural laws about the corporeal body, that -- that we witness these spirits clad in their own, shabby outfits, with the same old haircuts and hairstyles, never aging, never- never in search for more comfortable surroundings -- it actually ends up saying more about the living than it does about the dead."
  • (Unnamed) "Mmm-huh."
  • (Unnamed) "And Mulder, it doesn't take an advanced degree in Psychology to understand the unconscious yearnings that these imaginings satisfy. You know, the -- the longing for immortality, the hope that there is something beyond this mortal coil, that we might never be long without our loved-ones -- I mean, these are powerful, powerful desires. I mean, they're the very essence of what makes us human -- the very essence of Christmas, actually."
  • (Unnamed) "Tell me you're not afraid."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, I'm afraid. But it's an irrational fear."
  • (Unnamed) "I got your back."
  • (Unnamed) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "The dark Gothic manor, the omnipresent low fog hugging the thicket of overgrowth -- Wait. Is that a hound I hear baying out on the moors?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, actually that was a left cheek sneak."
  • (Unnamed) "Think of it as the last Christmas you'll ever spend alone."

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