List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2019) Quotes

List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2019) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 on CBS. List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes stopped airing in 1970.

List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2019) aired for 64 episodes.

List of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert episodes (2019) Quotes

• (Stephen Colbert) "Do you have any awards or commendations?"
• (Barack Obama) "Well, I have almost thirty honorary degrees and I did get the Nobel Peace Prize."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Oh, really? What was that for?"
• (Barack Obama) "To be honest, I still don't know."

• (Jon Stewart) "The old Jon Stewart talked about politics and things like that. Me, I don't -- Jeb Bush will be a great nominee. Everything will be fine."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Jon, it's not Jeb. I'm gonna tell you who the candidate is."
• (Jon Stewart) "Before you tell me, though, I'm a little parched. If I may."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Oh, you want to take a little tea in your mouth?"
• (Jon Stewart) "Just a little something, just to wet the whistle before you tell me the nominee. So, before you say the name, if you don't mind, I wouldn't mind bringing liquid into my --"
• (Stephen Colbert) "Because you presently don't know who it is."
• (Jon Stewart) "And I don't have any liquid in my facehole. So I'd just like to, if I may."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yeah, sure."
• (Jon Stewart) "OK."
• (Stephen Colbert) "It's Donald Trump."
• (Jon Stewart) "WHAT?"

• (Jon Stewart) "The guy from "The Apprentice"?"
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yep."
• (Jon Stewart) "The guy who did a McDonald's commercial with the Grimace."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Same guy."
• (Jon Stewart) "The guy who filed for bankruptcy in 1991."
• (Stephen Colbert) "And '92."
• (Jon Stewart) "And 2004."
• (Stephen Colbert) "And 2009."
• (Jon Stewart) "THAT guy."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yes."
• (Jon Stewart) "Mike Tyson's business advisor. That guy."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Indeed. Same guy."
• (Jon Stewart) "The guy whose eyes look like tiny versions of his mouth."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yes. The guy who looks like an angry Creamsicle."
• (Jon Stewart) "Decomposing jack-o'-lantern."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Human-toupee hybrid."
• (Jon Stewart) "That guy."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yes."
• (Jon Stewart) "A guy who looks like he's actually wearing a Donald Trump costume. That guy."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yes. A loose-fitting one, at that."
• (Jon Stewart) "The guy who wrote, and I quote, "oftentimes, when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world, I would say to myself, can you believe what I am getting?" That guy."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yes. The same guy who said, and I quote, "I have black guys counting my money. I hate it. The only guys I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes all day.""
• (Jon Stewart) "That guy."
• (Stephen Colbert) "Yes, that guy."
• (Jon Stewart) "By the way, we wear them all night, too."

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