Masters of Menace Quotes

Masters of Menace is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Masters of Menace completed its run in 1970.

It features Tino Insana as producer, and Hawk Wolinski in charge of musical score.

Masters of Menace is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Masters of Menace is 97 minutes long. Masters of Menace is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Carol Ann Susi as Candy Colletti, Catherine Bach as Kitty Wheeler, David Lander as Squirt, David Rasche as Buddy Wheeler, Teri Copley as Sunny, and Tino Insana as Horny Hank.

Masters of Menace Quotes

Teri Copley as Sunny

• (Teri Copley) "So what do you guys do? All get drunk and get tattoos?"
• (Tino Insana) "Yeah, pretty much."
• (Teri Copley) "Do any of them have any special meaning."
• (Tino Insana) "Yeah, like this one is where I'm from."
• (Teri Copley) "North Cadota."
• (Tino Insana) "Yeah, I know the guy screwed up it's supposed to say South Cadota -- Cadota?"
• (Tino Insana) "It's Dakota."

David Lander as Squirt

• (David Lander) "Wanna know why they call me squirt?"

• (David Lander) "Holy s***, he exploded hisself."

Carol Ann Susi as Candy Colletti

• (Carol Ann Susi) "I want to be there for the big event."
• (Catherine Bach) "The birth?"
• (Carol Ann Susi) "No, when you tell Buddy."

David Rasche as Buddy Wheeler

• (David Rasche) "Bless our food. Bless our bikes and let's hope our old ladies are in the mood."

• (David Rasche) "She's like a nun. You know why they're called nuns? They ain't got none. They don't want none and they ain't ever gonna get none."

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