Michael's Last Dundies Quotes

Michael's Last Dundies is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Michael's Last Dundies ended its run in 1970.

Michael's Last Dundies Quotes

• (Dwight Schrute) "Thank you, thanks so much. Um, I wanna dedicate this award to something that uh -- we take for granted in our daily lives, and that is the humble trash can. This is for you trash can."

• (Deangelo Vickers) "I wanna th- I wanna- I feel truly blessed, uh, to be working with all of you. You know, before this all started, uhh funny story I was in the bathroom, vomiting and vomiting in that men's room."
• (Restaurant Manager) "Okay --"
• (Deangelo Vickers) "That's why it's been shut down for most of the evening."
• (Restaurant Manager) "That's it."
• (Michael Scott) "This is important, he's expressing himself."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "Deangelo, hosts don't get Dundies."
• (Restaurant Manager) "No."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "This, this is truly special for me --"
• (Michael Scott) "No, just let him --"
• (Deangelo Vickers) "And, uhh, anyway. It's so much lighter --."
• (Michael Scott) "Okay, we're done. That's it."

• (Michael Scott) "Guys. I want you to help us work on some banter."
• (Kevin Malone) "Yes. I love banter. But I hate witty banter."
• (Michael Scott) "Here we go. So, DeAngelo. You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds, and I lose my car keys every morning."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "That is true, we do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems, for me it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a --"
• (Michael Scott) "Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "This did not happen."
• (Michael Scott) "Mmmmkay. There needs to be what you call a rat-a-tat. And right now it's all rat and no tat. Ryan come on up here. Tap DeAngelo out. Just watch this. Okay."
• (Michael Scott) "Ryan how are you today?"
• (Ryan Howard) "Why don't you ask my therapist? My mom certainly pays her enough."
• (Michael Scott) "There you go. Lovely. Regis and Kelly. Nice. Use that as an inspiration. Just be funny."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "Uhhh, you sir."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "Are we having fun tonight?"
• (Jim Halpert) "Having a great time."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "Oh good."
• (Jim Halpert) "Thanks, yeah."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "Where were you on September 11th?"
• (Michael Scott) "No. God."
• (Deangelo Vickers) "This is so weird. If I'm conducting a meeting, good to go. But if I think of it as a performance -- I-I fall apart. Obviously."
• (Andy Bernard) "Why don't you think of hosting the Dundies like you're just running a meeting."
• (Michael Scott) "No, no, no. This is the performance of your life."
• (Jim Halpert) "Why don't you just, privately, in your own head, think of it like a meeting."
• (Michael Scott) "Jim, please no loopholes."
• (Darryl Philbin) "Mike, why do you have to control how he perceives it in his mind?"
• (Michael Scott) "This is my last Dundies ever. If I want mind control over him, is that too much to ask?"

• (Michael Scott) "Well we should head out."
• (Meredith Palmer) "No, no, no, you gotta stay. I have Vienna Sausages, and I have napkins. Let me fix you breakfast."

• (Darryl Philbin) "Damn that was cold."

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