My Big Fat Greek Wedding (franchise) Quotes

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (franchise) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . My Big Fat Greek Wedding ended its run in 1970.

It features *Gary Goetzman (1-2) *Tom Hanks (1-2) *Rita Wilson (1-2) as producer, *Alexander Janko (1) *Chris Wilson (American musician) (1) *Christopher Lennertz (2) in charge of musical score, and *Jeffrey Jur (1) *Jim Denault (2) as head of cinematography.

Each episode of My Big Fat Greek Wedding (franchise) is 189 minutes (2 films) long.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding (franchise) Quotes

• (Gus) "What's that thing called where they search for the uh -- uh -- DNA."
• (Toula) "A crime scene."
• (Gus) "No, no, where their families come from."
• (Toula) "Oh -- the -- find your ancestry site."

• (Aunt Voula) "He's your partner? Or your partner?"
• (Angelo) "He's both."

• (Maria) "It's okay, Mrs. White."
• (Mrs. White) "Quiet. Sh-shhh. Stop. Quiet."
• (Maria) "He doesn't speak english."
• (Maria) "Bite her tomorrow."

• (Aunt Voula) "Stop trying to fix everything. You baby your parents because you can't parent your baby no more."

• (Maria) "Remember, Paris, protect the poulaki; eyes open knees shut."
• (Aunt Voula) "If your knees are open, shut your eyes."

• (Nick) "Oh, no, no, don't click on that dad, that's porn."
• (Gus) "It's porn?"
• (Gus) "Oooooo, ho -- ho -- ho -- ho."

• (Gus) "Now, give me a word, any word; and I will show you how the root of that word is greek."
• (Costa) "Uuuuh, facebook."
• (Gus) "Huh, the greeks invented facebook. We called it the telephone."

• (Gus) "We need to find a boyfriend for Paris."
• (Panos) "How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?"
• (Gus) "Everybody on that island has six toes."
• (Panos) "Let's wait until summer. We check his feet."

• (Nikki) "Mana-yiayia, have a seat."

• (Gus) "The greeks invented hockey."
• (Costa) "Yes. Because what do you play hockey on? Ice."
• (Aristotle) "What is the greek word for ice? Pago."
• (Costa) "Pago, puck. There you go."
• (Aristotle) "There you go."
• (Gus) "There you go."

• (Paris) "It's what I want to do."
• (Mana-Yiayia) "But it's not."

• (Maria) "Your father may be crazy, but at least I'm not a blood relative of his. YOU ARE. SORRY."

• (Toula) "Yeah dad, you better get married, you're starting to look old."

• (Aunt Voula) "You're welcome. Shave everything. EVERYTHING. Ooh."

• (Toula) "Your hip is better. The physicotherapy is working."
• (Gus) "It's not that therapy. I can fix it myself."
• (Toula) "Ofcourse."
• (Gus) "Ooh -- ooh."

• (Ian) "Honey, by the way, we think you should go to college out of state."
• (Toula) "Uh-huh."
• (Maria) "What is that, reverse psychology?"
• (Athena) "That never works."
• (Maria) "That never works."
• (Paris) "That never works."

• (Gus) "She's only coming there if you teach greek history."
• (Northwestern Rep) "Ofcourse, we have an outstanding classics program. Greek. Italian."
• (Gus) "The greeks invented italian."

• (Maria) "Who says a woman has to be married?"
• (Toula) "You, all our lives."

• (Toula) "Why do you want to leave me?"
• (Gus) "Payback."

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