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Mystery Team Quotes

Mystery Team is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Mystery Team ended its run in 1970.

It features Meggie McFadden as producer, Donald Glover in charge of musical score, and Austin F. Schmidt as head of cinematography.

Mystery Team is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mystery Team is 97 minutes long. Mystery Team is distributed by Roadside Attractions.

The cast includes: Aubrey Plaza as Kelly, Donald Glover as Jason, Dominic Dierkes as Charlie, DC Pierson as Duncan, Ellie Kemper as Jamie, John Lutz as Frank, Matt Walsh as Jim, and Bobby Moynihan as Jordy.

Mystery Team Quotes

Donald Glover as Jason

  • (Donald Glover) "We are mature and legitimate detectives."
  • (Aubrey Plaza) "What the hell is that smell?"
  • (DC Pierson) "I drank dog urine."
  • (Donald Glover) "Ah, cinnamon sticks."
  • (Dominic Dierkes) "Ah, Chinese checkers."
  • (DC Pierson) "f***. Yeah, that's right. I've been saying "f***". Going in the backyard and trying it out."
  • (Donald Glover) "She's really something, it's just -- I'm no good with girls."
  • (John Lutz) "Oh, you're whipped."
  • (Matt Walsh) "Frank. Sometimes I wish you didn't beat that cancer. I really do."

Aubrey Plaza as Kelly

  • (Aubrey Plaza) "Where did you find this?"
  • (Donald Glover) "It's a -- long story."
  • (Dominic Dierkes) "No it's not. A stripper peed it into a toilet."

DC Pierson as Duncan

  • (DC Pierson) "Sorry I'm late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something -- but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs."
  • (DC Pierson) "Our most consistent customer has Alzheimer's."
  • (Donald Glover) "Mrs. Kimmel does not have Alzheimer's."
  • (DC Pierson) "She bakes fifty pies a day for her dead husband. Most of the pies are filled with soap."
  • (DC Pierson) "Looks like we've got a long night of cocaine ahead of us."

Bobby Moynihan as Jordy

  • (Bobby Moynihan) "When I was fifteen years old, when I got this job, I said to myself, "I am going to work here until the day that I kill myself.""

Ellie Kemper as Jamie

  • (Ellie Kemper) "There's something fishy going on down at the sardine factory. I think it's fish."

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