On Again-Off Again Quotes

On Again-Off Again is a television show that debuted in 1970 . On Again-Off Again completed its run in 1970.

It features Lee S. Marcus as producer, Dave Dreyer in charge of musical score, and Jack MacKenzie as head of cinematography.

On Again-Off Again is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of On Again-Off Again is 68 minutes long. On Again-Off Again is distributed by RKO Pictures.

The cast includes: Bert Wheeler as William Hobbs, Robert Woolsey as Claude Horton, and Esther Muir as Nettie Horton.

On Again-Off Again Quotes

Robert Woolsey as Claude Horton

• (Robert Woolsey) "So, my haughty lady -- I'm not good enough for you, eh?"
• (Esther Muir) "Well, it finally dawned on you."
• (Robert Woolsey) "So you admit that you've been carrying on with the butler."
• (Esther Muir) "Which butler?"

Bert Wheeler as William Hobbs

• (Bert Wheeler) "What's that for?"
• (Robert Woolsey) "That's for calling me a mongoose."
• (Bert Wheeler) "I called you that weeks ago."
• (Robert Woolsey) "Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book -- besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose."

• (Bert Wheeler) "The servants have all quit."
• (Robert Woolsey) "You're crazy."
• (Bert Wheeler) "There they go, takin' the bus -- They said they wouldn't work for a stupid-lookin' egg like you."
• (Robert Woolsey) "And you let 'em call me a stupid-looking egg?"
• (Bert Wheeler) "Well, there is a resemblance, sir."
• (Robert Woolsey) "That'll cost you one hundred dollars."
• (Bert Wheeler) "You better make it two hundred."
• (Robert Woolsey) "Two hundred?"
• (Bert Wheeler) "I told them what I thought you looked like."

• (Bert Wheeler) "C'mon, drink your milk. It'll make your hair curly."
• (Robert Woolsey) "I hate curly hair. I don't even like rosy cheeks."

• (Bert Wheeler) "I can't have Florence see me like this."
• (Robert Woolsey) "Still thinkin' about Florence? I thought my wife was your big interest."
• (Bert Wheeler) "Your wife? -- why that frowsy-lookin' frump."
• (Robert Woolsey) "Frowsy-lookin' frump, eh? That'll cost you ninety dollars."
• (Bert Wheeler) "90?"
• (Robert Woolsey) "I'm knocking off 10 percent because I agree with you."

• (Bert Wheeler) "I'm just beginning to realize what a racket this butlering is. Why don't you become a butler? The rest'll do you good."
• (Robert Woolsey) "Hobbs, as your master, I insist that you be miserable."

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