Pilot (Hawaii Five-0) Quotes

Pilot (Hawaii Five-0) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Pilot completed its run in 1970.

Pilot (Hawaii Five-0) Quotes

• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Governor, I'll take the job. Let's just say I found something that changed my mind. No. No. No. Immediately. I'll transfer to the reserves and I'll run your taskforce. What? Right now?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "I, Steven J. McGarrett, do solemnly declare upon my honor and conscience that I will act at all times to the best of my ability and knowledge in a manner befitting an officer of the law."

• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "Laser audio surveillance. You don't need a wire to get a confession out of your hupo ass."
• (Sang Min) "I'm gonna sue you for entrapment. And when I'm done collecting, I'm gonna find that little hottie you sent in here, and this time, I'm gonna be less of a gentleman."
• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "Sorry, boss."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "I didn't see anything."
• (Sang Min) "You didn't see anything? Son of a bitch hit me."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You wanna file a report, you're gonna need a witness."

• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "There's something you should know about your brother."
• (Victor Hesse) "What about him?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "He died the same way you did."

• (Victor Hesse) "Put Anton on the phone -- My brother's dead, isn't he?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Victor, listen."
• (Victor Hesse) "ISN'T HE? -- Then so's your father."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "NO."

• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "I take it your marriage didn't end well."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "No, it would have, had my ex not remarried and dragged my daughter to this pineapple-infested hellhole."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You don't like the beach?"
• (Det. Danny Williams) "No, I don't like the beach."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Who doesn't like the beach?"
• (Det. Danny Williams) "I like cities, you know, skyscrapers, no tsunamis, no jellyfish."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Tell me you can swim."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "Can I swim?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You don't know how to swim."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "I know -- how -- I swim -- I swim for survival, not for fun."

• (Det. Danny Williams) "Gracie was three. She tried to say my name, and all that she could say was "Danno". That's all that came out. Danno, okay?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "That's it?"
• (Det. Danny Williams) "That's it. That's it."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "It's cute."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "Shut up."

• (Det. Danny Williams) "Your uh, brain must be a; miserable place. I need a beer."

• (Det. Danny Williams) "Hey. Hey. HEY. This guy Doran's a shooter, all right? We shouldn't be doing this without back up."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You are the backup."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "I'm the back up? I hate him. I hate him so much."

• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "Define "leverage.""
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Simple bait-and-trap. Wire up and undercover. Send him in."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Only one problem melihini. That might work well on the mainland. But we're on an island with under a million people. Which means the bad guys know the the good guys. So we need to look for our bait outside the box."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "I take it, you got the perfect guy in mind."
• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "Oh yeah."

• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Now, you don't have to like me. But right now, there's no one else to do this job."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "Okay. Let me go."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "All right, look, we have to find these human traffickers;"
• (Det. Danny Williams) "You're right. I don't like you."

• (Kona Kalakaua) "You're early."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You all right?"

• (Det. Danny Williams) "I really don't think we should be doing this without backup."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You ARE the backup."

• (Sang Min) "What kind of cops are you?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "The new kind."

• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "HPD accuesed me of taking payoffs. So I'm the last person the Department wants to see wearing a badge. I gotta go."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "This is going really well."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Did you take the money?"
• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "Excuse me?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Did you -- take the money?"
• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "No."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "The come with us. And we don't need to talk about this again; ever. This is your ticket back into the game. Call it payback. Call it whatever you want. But I need you."
• (Det. Chin Ho Kelly) "How do you know you can trust me?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Because my old man did."

• (Jack McGarrett) "Listen to me, Champ."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Dad? I"m going to get you out of there, all right? Don't worry about it."
• (Jack McGarrett) "I'm sorry that I lied to you."
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Wha ?; Lied to me about what, dad? What are you talking about?"
• (Jack McGarrett) "I love you son. I didn't say it enough. Whatever these people want, Steve, don't give it to them. DON'T YOU GIVE IT TO THEM."

• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Hey, get the Coast Guard to find that body."
• (Det. Danny Williams) "What do you want me to do with this one?"
• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "Book 'em, Danno."

• (Det. Steve McGarrett) "You sure she's ready for this? She's got no street experience."
• (Kona Kalakaua) "Ho, brah."
• (Kona Kalakaua) "Think twice next time you want to drop in on someone's wave."

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