Pilot (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

Pilot (Parks and Recreation) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Pilot stopped airing in 1970.

Pilot (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

• (Leslie Knope) "And this is our college intern, April. She's going to be documenting our fact-finding mission."
• (Ann Perkins) "Hey, April."
• (April Ludgate) "Hey."
• (Ann Perkins) "Is this -- fun? For you?"
• (April Ludgate) "Yeah. So much fun."

• (Mark Brendanawicz) "Leslie is; unique. Um -- Government work can beat you down. I would say that I lost my optimism about government in about two months. Leslie's kept hers for six years."

• (Ron Swanson) "My dream is to have the parks system privatized and run entirely for profit, by corporations."

• (Leslie Knope) "So whaddaya wanna see? the DMV? Animal control?"

• (Tom Haverford) "Problem is anything over $25 I have to report. So uh maybe give my wife a call and give her the suits, and then if they don't fit her maybe she'll give them to me?"

• (Ron Swanson) "I don't want this parks department to build, any parks, because I don't believe in government. I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money."

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